Xavier: “Mommmmm!”
Me: “What?”
Xavier: “I need a haircut.”
Me: “You just got your hair cut a few weeks ago.”
Xavier: “Mom! People kept coming up to me all day, saying, ‘Trump 2016’!”
Okay…he has a point.
At Least Middle Schoolers Are Bullying Using Current Events
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Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
uh…. He could always have Sally Field Helmet Hair 😀
Drink your juice, Shelby!
Feh! I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood 40 years!
There’s no such thing as natural beauty.
All right, I’ll give you the win. After that one I would’ve gone with “too twisted for color TV…” And then it would degenerate 😀
Now I want to watch it. Sigh.
\o/ And even I lose, I win.
Sounds to me like the kid knows how to get what he wants…
He does…compare anything to Trump, and I’ll get rid of it. lol
“But Mom, these chores are all seeming kind of Trumpy…”
Haaaaaaa!!!
Oh no, not Trump hair!
Yup…straight to the barber.
Oh God! You definitely CAN’T let him go around looking like that buffoon! LOL!
You’re right…I’d rather shave him bald than that. 🙂
I gotta hand to those kids. That’s a pretty funny burn.
I laughed uncontrollably for about five minutes. Mother of the Year…right here.
You’re only human.
That’s what I’m screamin’.
Well uhh…yeah, at least they are paying attention to current events, but you might want to get the kid a haircut anyway? Possibly. Being called Trump must have been traumatic.
Immediately…the minute you look like that twatwaffle, even in theory…action must be taken.
I was going to avoid injection of my political views, but yeah – so agree with you!
🙂
What did it look like when he got the original haircut a few weeks ago? Or did he run out of gel? How could it go so wrong in such a short period of time!?!?!?!
I’m blaming puberty. For EVERYTHING!
Just hand him a set of clippers with a #2 attachment. He can buzz it off himself.
But really, he’s got about a foot and a half to go before he can do the Trump comb-over. And he needs to bleach the bejeebers out of it.
I think he’d even rather do the Ducey, and we HATE that guy.
He shouldn’t change his look just because a few kids made fun of him. then they will know they had an effect on him. I think he should bleach it to look MORE like trump, and shout Trump 2016! in the faces of the kids who picked on him! XD
Eeeek! Nooooo! Lol
luckily I’m not a parent! 😀
Ha! Your wallet agrees.