Xavier: “You know how cats lick themselves? They should make lotion for cats that tastes like bacon, so they’ll taste better.”
Me: “So they could lick themselves bald? Or so the dog would decide eating her is a good idea?”
Xavier: “Dream killer.”
Xavier: “You know how cats lick themselves? They should make lotion for cats that tastes like bacon, so they’ll taste better.”
Me: “So they could lick themselves bald? Or so the dog would decide eating her is a good idea?”
Xavier: “Dream killer.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I’m all for that bacon flavored lotion tho…i wonder who i could get to eat me!
Seriously, if I had some, you and I could be pregnant together, because Ryan would be on that like white on rice.
So many possibilities in that comment…. so many possibilities…
Right? She just kicked that door open. 🙂
Bacon flavored lotion, my mind has almost exploded with the possibilities.
You and Ryan both.
Note to dog: I know we just made the cat taste like bacon, but please don’t snack on her…
Sully, refrain from eating your sister. Be cool.
Sounds good in theory until they get in your face and suddenly wanting to fry some up for yourself.
So, so true.
I once tried chocolate flavored lip gloss. Ate the whole tube in a week.
I did that with the lemon EOS one! My lips were ironically chapped from all the licking.
Sounds like one of those people who would tell you why building a house out of ice cream is a bad idea…On a side note, what if it tasted like bacon without smelling like bacon? Is this a possibility engineering-wise? Would it require canine focus groups to give feedback on whether or not they could tell that it tastes like bacon based on the smell?
I think we need some R&D on this, but we have to keep it all the DL, or Pharma will try and muscle in on us.