Me: Look! Campbell’s Soup is even getting involved in Star Wars!
Ryan: Jeez. Is anyone NOT jumping in on this marketing? What are they going to merchandise next?
Me: Chewbacca Condoms? Don’t mind if I do!
Ryan: Way better than Han Solo Condoms. The name alone doesn’t suggest a partner.
Me: Do you think he and Chewie ever…you know. They were were space sailors after all. Any port in a meteor storm.
Ryan:If you don’t stop, I’ll start speculating about how big Hagrid’s penis was, again.
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Okay, I laughed. But this hurts. It really really hurts. I don’t want to think about Han and Chewie bunking up like that… they do have lightspeed on those ships, you know. They can get anywhere, whenever they want to.
Hagrid’s penis… god I’m glad my kids aren’t reading this. I can only handle so much “what’s all this about Hagrid’s penis? Is there something we should know?”
By the way, it’s huge.
Like epically large. And surrounded by a briar patch of tangled pubes. True story.
I wouldn’t have it any other way… in theory, I mean.
Well, of course!
I have often wondered about Jabba and Leia. I mean she was wearing a gold bikini and a leash. If that is not a sex slave, then I haven ever seen one.
Seriously, and that crazy tongue move of his? That’s not screaming, “Let’s just be friends”.
Hahahaha. Good lord woman, is nothing sacred with you?
I think the bond between space criminal and his wookie is VERY sacred!!!
You are a horrible person.
You act like that’s news!!!
oh no! Not Hagrid!!! Why?
I know. Poor Hagrid. And his ginormous schlong.
I sorely needed this laugh today, thank you!
It’s the least and a wookie, a space criminal, and a walking carpet could do. 🙂
Hey now, once upon a time I thought that criminal was hot stuff.
He was and still is, sister!
Too true. I’m rather ‘patiently’ waiting the new movie LOL – and the follow up movie due out which is ‘said’ to be the story of Han Solo O.O .
I think we all know I’m getting dragged to that movie a minimum of four times.
LOL But your story is unfinished. Again? Please do tell about the first time. 😉
Two points to Gryffindor!
We’ll get the house cup for sure!
If they didn’t, then did Chewbacca at least get to do some wookie-wankie scenes on the side?
You just know he’s an excellent cuddler.
My eyes! My eyes!!
I wonder if you could take in the whole thing with a single glacé, or if you have to really LOOK at it.
I’ve survived Kirk/Spock S&M Slash… I could survive anything.