Me: “Princess, your shirt is riding up again, pull that down or I’m going to make you wear the spare one in my closet.”
D’Avonte: “You can’t make me take this off. This is COUTURE!”
Me: “Really? Where did you buy it?”
D’Avonte: “Where do you THINK I bought it?”
Me: “At the ‘Too Short Shirt Store’?”
D’Avonte: “I will have you know I bought this at K-Mart.”
Me: “So that was ‘Kouture’ with a ‘K’?”
D’Avonte: *eye roll*
24 thoughts on “I’m Going To Assign Dress Code Violations In My Sleep”
I’m glad we all get to hear about D’Avonte for another school year! 🙂
Seriously, is it weird if I follow the kid into adulthood, holding a notebook and a pen?
Sounds legit to me. . . not one bit stalkerish. 🙂
lol…I might need you as a character witness.
Yay! D’Avonte is back!
What makes me sad is that this has to be the tenth thing she’s said, and I just keep forgetting to write shit down.
Hahaha! So, so glad to see the Fabulous One is back. 😀
I need to schedule her into all my classes. ALL OF THEM.
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Too funny and seriously relatable !
Does she know that she’s fodder for your blog? She might ask for cash to keep these gems coming!
Being that it makes me no money, we could argue she’s already getting everything I’m getting. lol And being that I buy that kid chips and Twinkies all the time…she owes me. 🙂
Is it wrong to hope D’Avonte gets left back forever to keep me amused? If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Is it wrong that I might let her move in with me when she turns 18, so I can write shit forever?
Well at least you know she won’t be raiding your closet. Unless it was to throw out those Dress Barn CooLots.
Hey, hey, hey…I don’t wear culottes…they make my ass even bigger.
I think you may have got the better of D’Avonte in that exchange. Well done.
For once. ONCE.
And it starts again! I think John is right, going to put a tally mark in the MeglyMc side. Keep it up! You have a whole new school year to catch up.
Homegirl was a handful today…trust me…she won.