Me: Soooo, I got my new plate.
Ryan: You get a good one?
Me: (Sends picture)
Ryan: Haaaaaa! Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Me: I am NOT keeping these.
Ryan: Are you sure? It’ll make you incredibly popular when you park in the student parking lot.
Me: Jesus fucking Christ.
Ryan: Whatever prisoner printed those is currently laughing his ass off.
Me: Can we be clear that the prisoner in question is PROBABLY a former student of mine?
Ryan: Are you going to order vanity plates now?
Me: The irony is, that if I had tried to order this EXACT plate, the DMV would have rejected my request.
Ryan: What are you going to do?
Me: Ughhhhh…I refuse to spend $50 for vanity plates.
Ryan: Well, then…you only have one option.
Me: Which is?
Ryan: Take them to the DMV, wait in line for a few hours, and then explain to a bureaucrat how you don’t want to advertise that you get “BNRS469”.
Me: FML
Ryan: That would make a much better licence plate.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I’m so embarrassed to ask what those stand for. There are no youth’s in my life, nor do I own any device on which I would need to use acronyms. Forgive me for being old.
It appears that my new plates are advertising that I get “Boners for 69”. 🙂
I’m failing to see the connection between ‘GDFML’ and ‘boners for 69’….. what am I missing?
LOL…the graphic I made to be a smartass. 🙂 The Boners for 69 is the ACTUAL plate. Damn it…you’re right, it’s confusing. Changing it.
Fixed it!!! 🙂
OK got it now. Perhaps I’m a bit slow. NOW I’m laughing….
SUCCESS!!!!!
Bawhahahaha! Wow! That is hilarious.
I wish I could make this shit up. I was borderline distraught. lol
I have a cousin with the initials N.A.D. and even after a page long essay she couldn’t get that on a plate. It makes me wonder about the screening process 🙂
P.S. If I saw a plate with FML on it I would have to pull over so I could laugh as hard as that deserves.
It looks like it’s an option… I’m considering it. 🙂
I’ll keep an eye out 🙂
That is JUST LIKE a government agency to reject stuff like “NAD” and totally ignore the implications of “BNRS469”. Morons.
I’m half tempted to ask for the same plate on an alumni plate and watch them reject it.
Well…I think one of your options is to go to twitter and hashtag the hell out of it and soon it will be on so many license plates, T-shirts, ball caps, and coffee mugs that no one will notice yours.
DONE!!!
LOL! Checking twitter now 🙂
This reminds me: There has been a green Geo Metro with Arizona plates parked in the corridor outside my door off and on for a week now. Is it one of your spies?
*furtive look*
You should screw it to the back of your car with pride.
Screw it in, all good like?
Well now I know the real reason you injured your hand/wrist.
Sometimes I get boners too. It happens.
To be clear, my injured wrist was my left one, and everyone knows I lean right. Geeeeez.
Hahahaha. Okay. If you say so.
I’d like to see what it would take to make THAT much bruising, by the way. Epic, epic wanking.
One glimpse of my ass would cause such an event. That is why, for the safety of all ladies, it must remain covered.
Right…it has nothing to do with decency laws.
Nope. Protection of ladies.
On behalf of my kind…we thank you.
Drive Cross Country with some sort of magnetic sticker on the side of the car saying, “want plates like this? Come to AZ!!!! They hand them out without a second thought…”
I’m selling these ones on Ebay. Maybe they’ll pay for my new University Alumni ones. 🙂
Reading this was complete fun, reading the comments however, double tickle-fest.
The people who comment on my shit are ALWAYS funnier than the posts. 🙂 If I could have a huge cocktail party…these would be my people.
Just too funny x
🙂 Thank you!
Wait – you don’t have balls? It’s like I don’t even know you!
I have HUGE balls. Real door knockers.
Oh boy…
THAT…is amazing!! I would kill for that to be my license plate! hahahahah!
Well, if you move you, the wife, and allllll of those babies out here, because, you know…you want to make no money and live in a red state (!?), I will totally make that happen. lol
I never know what my tag number is when asked so I think a dirty one would help me. When will they start letting us use emojis?
Omg! That would be aaaamazing. Mine would be 🍀🐲🌅🍆
Mine would be 💩🐄👩👩👦🍠
NICE!!!
OMG! I needed this laugh! Thank you!
Thank the DMV. Bastards. 🙂
SO wonderful! School’s coming too soon, not sure if I should cry because you will be too busy to post often or happy that we will hear about D’Avonte again!
Lol. I’ve sucked about posting this summer. I might actually post more. I missed my D. She’s the best. You have NO idea how much I love that other people see how incredible she is. 🙂 *heart full*
You both make my day!
WOOT!!! 🙂