(As we all sit in our underwear, watching Netflix.)
Xavier: “Mom, what’s the best kind of movie?”
Me: (sappy voice) “The kind I watch with youuuuuuuu.”
Xavier: “No. Comedies.”
Liam: “Way to miss the point, Xavier. Good luck dating.”
(As we all sit in our underwear, watching Netflix.)
Xavier: “Mom, what’s the best kind of movie?”
Me: (sappy voice) “The kind I watch with youuuuuuuu.”
Xavier: “No. Comedies.”
Liam: “Way to miss the point, Xavier. Good luck dating.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Maybe you were being too subtle?
There were jazz hands. 🙂
Do they appreciate your humor, or are there only eye rolls when you speak?
It’s a mixed bag, really. Sometimes, they get sick of my Kool-Aid.
I like documentaries.
Xav would argue you can’t rewatch them, and therefore they’re not as good.
Why can’t you reward a documentary?
Comedies was the wrong answer anyway.
I’m terrified of what you think beats them. 🙂
I have watched the BBC documentary on Richard Thompson “A Solitary Life” at least six times, maybe more… Am I weird?
Only if you listen to a 6th-grader, but remember, he still thinks farts are hilarious.
Ha! Best. Eyeroll GIF. Ever. 😀
I wish I could roll mine half as hard.
Tsk, tsk, tsk… Didn’t your mother warn you, “You have to be as subtle as a brick to the side of the head when it comes to men”?
My mother told me not to let them touch my bathing suit parts, and then sent me into the world. I missed years of nuance training.
Live by those words as you raise your boys… Unless you’re planning on one of them being gay — then you can teach them the fine arts of nuance and then teach them how to snap back with something witty… You know, like how you do it here 😀
Even if these kids wind up straight, no one will believe it, because their raised eyebrow game is THAT strong. 🙂
Eh, what do we know nowadays? I watch Christ Thompson (supdaily06) and think he should come out of the closet — and yet he’s terminally heterosexual. In this day and age — we’re no longer defined by our nuances anymore.
Unless your Lindsey Graham. Can I get an amen!?
Good lord… ME?! A Republican?!?! My Blue-Collar/Democratic family would have heart palpitations and the vapors if I even associated with the GOP.
And him part of folk?! Nah, I wanna see Mike Huckabee’s fall from grace because he was hitting up a rent boy – George Michael Style™..
Huck is only a matter of time. What I’d really like is Marcus Bachmann found tied up in a brothel overseas, with a smile on his face, and a foreign object lodged somewhere. Too much?
With politicians? Nah, you’re just scratching the surface… Keep going 😀
When I think I’ve hit bottom…invest in dynamite. Got it. 🙂
And here I thought it was for the free child labor. 😉
You know how much I love a delivered can of flavored seltzer. 🙂
Boys…or shall we say little men…
Tiny hairless monkey men. 🙂