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That’s what all the boys say.
Must have been an odd confluence of circumstances that would allow an Arizonan to get their ass burned. Were you at least having fun while it happened?
Too much fun. Totally with it 🙂
Looks beautiful – but ouch!
I’ve asked Ryan to fly out and rub aloe on it. He agreed to half my plan.
I’m gonna assume it’s the rubbing part!
Even if you meet him at the airport with a wave and a warm “aloe!”?
I think I’ve actually gotten him to agree to move here with me. Woot!
So jealous…i need a vacation asap! What island is this?
Stirrup Cay in the Bahamas!!! Take me and I’ll babysit.
You just gotta have an ass as hot as mine. Poor jealous Meg. A hot ass is genetic.
You can’t get a hot ass from burning it!
You wish. HOT. ASS.
Hahahaha. That’s what my name tag says.
Can we discuss that you wear a name tag?
It’s a great ice breaker.
I could cook eggs on mine right now. Bacon on the back.
You had me at bacon.
Yeah, yeah–where’s the photographic evidence? MY blog is gonna feature a bare boob shot in a coupla’ more weeks (okay, not so’s you’d know it’s a boob)–surely you can show a little fanny fricassee. You shoulda’ used a template while you sunbathed so your students could now REALLY see the words “DO YOUR HOMEWORK!”
HA!!! Sooooo tempted.
I’d totally be okay with a burnt ass for that view! Put that in the “worth it” column! Lol
So true… I’d gladly burn it a few more times.
They should call the condition “snorkeler’s butt”…
Sir, I demand you submit that for publication.
If I’m going to publish, don’t I need photographic evidence first? Who will believe me otherwise? And if I get peer reviewed, it can’t be by my actual peers, as their credibility is at an all time low…
Know that you’ve made me laugh out loud on a curb in Manhattan, breathing in Port Authority air. 🙂
You have added new context and vision to the old military adage, “let’s go smoke some ass.”
LMAO! This shall be my legacy.
A mantra is born! 🙂