So, in case you think I’ve gone too quiet (ha ha ha ha ha!!!) I’ve merely gone cruising. And not the shitty cruising I did in my 1980 Ford Fairmont, but the boat kind with 2,000 strangers. Fun fact: tanning oil is apparently still a thing, and there is a 1″ slick of it on the surface of the pools.
Anyhoo! Until I’m back in town and can regale you with how I saw a shark from my balcony (a fucking shark, yo!)
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That looks really wonderful. Do not go in the water if you are having your period because sharks can smell that. And lions too.
How did you fucking know!? Damn it! Lol
It’s a super power I have.
Of all the powers…
I must admit it’s not terribly useful.
Where were you when I was in jr.high and always getting caught by surprise?
So you didn’t have any menses diviners where you grew up?
They’re apparently all in Canada.
Bears too, actually. So watch when you go walking in the woods….
And be careful if you see any bears swimming in the ocean.
Yeah, those ocean bears are doubly dangerous.
God damn it, you men ruin everything. 🙂
Blame the bears. 🙂
You mean the hairy gay guys? 🙂
Well, hairy gay guys don’t come with big teeth and sharp claws.
Clearly you and I don’t travel in the same circles. lol
I suspect not. (laughing)
God damn it…I can’t go anywhere. 🙂
Timing, my dear, it’s all about timing….
True of everything, Sir…you are correct.
Have fun! Cruising is a blast!
FYI, if you didn’t know, you can get seconds and thirds and fourths of all appetizers and entrees and desserts in the dining room. I know that because my husband and father-in-law made spectacles of themselves.
That skyline kills me, too. I was glued to my company’s mailroom window as it changed. Welcome to NY! 🙂
It kills me how it’s changed, but it has a new beauty, in a sad way. 😦
Just remember that Hunter S. Thompson said that civilization stops at the water line and you enter the food chain, and not at the top…
But have fun anyway.
I made it out of the ocean, day one, intact, and having seen a sting ray, an eel, and a shitload of iguanas.
Nah, terrestrial. Snore. 🙂
Hope you’re having a good time (and staying out of the pool, ew).
I am! I just did hella awesome snorkeling today, and quite literally burned my ass. I’m thinking a blog post is in order.