Me: What about Stephen King?
Ryan: I haven’t read much from him since It. I was like, that’s it. That’s as good as it’s ever going to get.
Me: I didn’t read that one.
Ryan: A clown. That’s all I’m saying. Makes Poltergeist look like a kid’s movie.
Me: No…no…definitely not. I was scared of them before, so that would NOT help.
Ryan: No. Definitely not. Clown-centered. Evil clown. Very bad clown.
Me: I’m pretty sure that ^^^ was the movie’s tagline.
Ryan: And the movie…imagine Tim Curry in clown makeup, chasing kids.
Me: I’m not going to sleep tonight, and I blame you.
Ryan: You? I’m already double-checking my closets. At least you have Sully who will bark at the clown. What do I have? Cats. Cats are useless. The only thing they’re good for is eating my corpse after the clown gets me.
Me: Great. Now, I’m scared of cats.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I appreciate this post for clowning around!
Argh! lol
“It” is great and scary novel. One of King’s best. Didn’t the serial killer John Wayne Gacy used to dress up as a clown and entertain at kids birthday parties?
And then bury boys under his house. See, all the more reason.
He liked to paint as well.
That’s even scarier than motel art.
It is a good book. You should read it.
And then she never slept again…the end.
Love this post!
Thanks, Renae! 🙂
It’s what they do… 😉
HA! If only they had thumbs!
I like Stephen King, but I haven’t read anything of his in a while. I really liked the Gunslinger books. I also liked him more after I read the Barbara Kingsolver story about the rock band they played in together.
I read that the clown lobby is secretly funded by the American Psychiatric Association…
The clown lobby is scarier than the NRA. And the NRA is armed. Obviously.
Bahahaha. The best dialogue!
As long as you don’t have Clown-o-phobia. (I know…I know…it has a different name, but I’m literally too lazy to Google.) I’m a loser. 🙂
#ilikemymenmanlywithadoseofcats
If only I wore more white, so I matched the hair that’s always on me.
#somepeoplefindanimalhairattractive?
Can you include question marks in hashtags? That’s the real question.
Be sure to check under your bed. Evil clowns and people eating dust bunnies like to hide out there. 🙂 –Curt
tsk… My cat’s a great alarm for potential intruders. If someone comes in, he’ll be gone.
As it was once said in a radio play: You go to pieces so fast, people get hit by the shrapnel.
That’s my cat.
Does the fact that I laugh my ass off, every time his cats try an run on the wood floor, and just spin out…does that make me a terrible person?
Nope… There are plenty of YouTube videos on this that say you’re not alone.
Evil clowns are no joke.
That’s what I’m screamin’.
Perhaps we could record a duet in two-part harmony.
With a dance number?
Certainly, with a hasty exit stage left. 🙂
We’ll be lucky if we don’t get the hook.
Well…I do have trouble with high C during my screaming. It warbles a bit.
You and Mariah both.
Oh my god that may be the most hilarious way to scare a person off of the movie IT that I have ever heard!
But seriously you should watch IT 😉 !!!!!!
Not unless he’s there to watch me sleep and keep clowns away.
Bedtime isn’t the scariest part of that movie bathroom time is 😀
Clowns can be supper creepy but for me its a doll fear. I decorated my childhood room with tons of them which is why I can’t watch Chucky!
And I never slept again… The End. 🙂