(A Text conversation from last night.)
Ryan: Have you gotten your wand to work, yet?
Me: Not as well as I worked your wand last night.
Ryan: Hey-oh! No, seriously, have you gotten it to work, yet?
Me: I’m trying to program it, now.
(5 minutes later)
Me: Sweetie, I might need you to do it for me, I can’t get it to work.
Ryan: Is it broken?
Me: No, I’m just not as tech savvy as you are. I’m reading the directions, and it’s just not working for me. Still trying…
(3 minutes later)
Ryan: What’s wrong?
Me: I’m such a fucking Hufflepuff.
Ryan: There, there…at least you’re not a Nerf Herder.
Me: I don’t even know what that means.
Ryan: No one does, darling…no one does.