(A Text conversation from last night.)
Ryan: Have you gotten your wand to work, yet?
Me: Not as well as I worked your wand last night.
Ryan: Hey-oh! No, seriously, have you gotten it to work, yet?
Me: I’m trying to program it, now.
(5 minutes later)
Me: Sweetie, I might need you to do it for me, I can’t get it to work.
Ryan: Is it broken?
Me: No, I’m just not as tech savvy as you are. I’m reading the directions, and it’s just not working for me. Still trying…
(3 minutes later)
Ryan: What’s wrong?
Me: I’m such a fucking Hufflepuff.
Ryan: There, there…at least you’re not a Nerf Herder.
Me: I don’t even know what that means.
Ryan: No one does, darling…no one does.
27 thoughts on “Baby, Imma Cast A Reducto Spell…On Your Pants.”
‘not as well as i worked your wand last night’.
ooooh, she’s a dirty girl.
She does know how to levio corpus… lol
Hahahaha I am dying over you calling yourself a hufflepuff!
I’ll be the first person in history booted from Ravenclaw for being unable to manage basic electronic equipment. *sob*
If you’re a Hufflepuff you’re a badass!
And loyal and true. 🙂 Hufflepuffs do get a bad rap.
What is it you were trying to program?
Look at the picture! 🙂
Ohhhh. Okay. Cool.
Are you trying to make us believe that this was a some sort of electronic Harry Potter wand? Oh wait, it was wasn’t it? Those are real things, that actually require programming. Carry on.
It’s a remote for any TV, CD player, etc, that you can operate through wand movements. 🙂
I guess I could have known that if I would have looked at the picture better, huh?
Or…as I like to think of it…that I’m magic.
Oh I figured that you were magic, in a sciencey sort of way, but still…
I’m guessing Ryan is into Star Wars?
Hugely. He tries with regard to HP… 🙂
So, Ryan has a Harry Potter remote control wand too?
Whatever you did to Ryan’s wand to get it to work try on yours and see what happens. Sounds like a really fun way to watch TV. Oh wait! I think I misunderstood that first read. Never mind.
Television just got so much more entertaining. 🙂
I think I’ve convinced myself at least. 🙂
Don’t call yourself a Hufflepuff unless you’re eating glue.
… you weren’t… eating glue…. were you?
Uh, I do!
This is a nerf: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130825210450/starwars/images/5/5f/Nerf.png
He herds them.
\o/ Woo-hoo what do I win?!
A limited edition Fisticuffs and Shenanigans t-shirt! (That…um…I still need to make.)