And You Thought They Taught 6th-Graders Nothing… Standard Xavier: “If you have a poltergeist in your house…you leave the damn house. End of story…no movie needed.” Share this:TwitterFacebookEmailLinkedInPinterestTumblrRedditLike this:Like Loading... Related
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They also taught not to have sex out of wedlock in an abandoned park as well, and look how well kids listen to that message… Oh yes, the word is LINOLEUM. 😀
Wait..you’re not supposed to do that!?
They get killed every time… I would say no. 😀
Well, there goes THAT plan. 🙂
well, you could always show them the scene with the chair and Bill Pullman in “Serpent and the Rainbow…” Amazing the effect will have on any man 😀
Great…now I have to watch it to find out what you’re talking about. *Googling*
I’ll give you the shortcut. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBmSf9RRYf4
…but, then you don’t have gems like “Come into the light…! There’s peace and tranquility in the LIIIIGHHHT…!” Wait, that might not be from there… My husband says that shit every time Poltergeist is on, tho. 😉
Caol wants to see the new one. I’ll wait for video. lol
6th grade? Woodstock hadn’t even happened yet. Nixon wasn’t a crook yet. What the hell was there to learn back then? Oh – Get out of Nam. Now. Viet Nam apparently had poltergeists and we didn’t take Xavier’s advice. Bad move.
He will one day be a leader in foreign policy decisions. 🙂
That is some sound logic. But I dare a ghost to haunt my house. I will stab that ghost in the eye!
Ummmm, sweetie….I feel I need to ‘splain some things to you. 🙂
Hahaha. Oh, so you think I’m a baby and scared of ghosts? Bring it ghost! Let’s get it on!
Wait..did you just say “get it on”? Is that a threat or a Marvin Gaye come on.
It depends on if that ghost is a sex hot undead chick with lady boobs.
Lady boobs…as opposed to a chubster male ghost with gynecomastia?
Hmmmm. Does the male ghost have a nice car?
Xavier is showing signs of critical thinking skills. Sadly, he might be an intellectual. He’s going to be lonely during most of his teens. Get him a really good smart phone and he’ll not suffer much. 🙂
Everything you just said has been a goal of mine since day 1. lol
Clearly, you are an intellectual too. You should pursue a career in education. 🙂
If only… *sigh*
Good logic. If something throws something at me, I like to be able to throw it back at it!
Right!? I want to know the face of my enemy. And approximately when it will sleep.
I though I had a poltergeist once. It turned out to be some scary-large raccoons living under the building…
I love raccoon! As long as their not undead raccoon.
There are certain rules in horror movies, and refusing to leave the haunted house is one of them.
If there was ever a time to break a rule…
I with Xavier. One ghostly apparition and I am out of there. Just like I was when my dad passed away and the faucets and lights in his apartment started turning on by themselves.
Oh, hell, no. Dad or not…McMcerson OUT!