This all started because I texted this picture to Ryan, this morning.
Ryan: Ouch, she’s perfectly thin, but if he really wants to complain, she’s actually kind of old to be a Disney princess.
Me: Seriously. What was she? 23? Go retire, already, grandma.
Ryan: She was actually 19 when that scene was filmed. Star Wars nerd, here.
Me: I feel like I should be giving you a wedgie, for knowing that.
Ryan: I once got into a fight with someone over who knew more Star Wars trivia. We had a contest.
Ryan: You have to ask? Do I look like some scruffy nerf herder?
Me: Ummm…that answer really just leads to bigger questions.
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Ha! That’s funny. I actually had a falling out with someone once over The Lord of the Rings. So sad.
I once dumped a guy for being pissed at me for knowing that Jon Hamm has a huge dick. Some people just deserve cutting loose. lol
Is that true about John Hamm? You just made my day 🙂
Ohhhhh…it’s twue, it’s twue!!!
Suitable for vegetarians 🙂
BTW love the Madeline Kahn ref!
I love her…she sets the standard FOREVER.
Yes, funny, sexy and classy all in one. That’s very rare.
I wonder if there is a support group for men like Ryan and me who have women in our lives who are not enthralled with, or in any way a fan of, Star Wars? Saints we are.
I like Star Wars! I just like it as much as he does…or know as much about it. That and I don’t get boners over Leia.
No bones for Leia?!?! You disgust me.
Oh, please…one side bun flash, and you’re eating out of anyone’s hand.
Yes. *hangs head in shame
Mmmmm. Speaking of boners.
Chewie would be so proud.
So how many times was he stuffed into a locker by the jocks? If it’s more than a half-dozen times, he’s nerdier than me.
I’m thankful that Harry Potter didn’t come out until I was an age where locker-stuffing, was no longer a possibility in my life. 🙂
Yeah, what’s up with that hair, anyway? Did someone get paid actual green money to do that to her? And what are Sonora Style hotdogs? And why are there giant, red, wiener men outside of the places that sell them?
I refuse to eat hotdogs, so I googled for you!
The hotdogs sound kind of gross, actually, but the wiener-man is all kinds of festive. He’s the third pic down…
Creepy! Even creepier than what goes in the hotdogs.
Can we discuss how much I like the term “weiner man”?
I don’t know why it won’t let me reply after your last comment, but it won’t, so I’ll do it up here instead. Yes, we certainly can discuss that. In the realm of terminology, “wiener man” is a doozy.
Also, it’s teacher appreciation week. Do you feel appreciated?
I do! I got a key fob at McDonalds for a free coffee, every visit, for the rest of the year, so I get to start a new caffeine addiction! 🙂
Oh never mind, I see how it works now.
I wish I could see how it works. (she said…about EVERYTHING)
I always win at Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
Yes, that is a real game. That I own.
HA! If they make Harry Potter…I’m dominating that one.
Scruffy nerf herder… that would have me asking questions. –Curt
Agreed. Grilling is in order.