(Looking at a stuffed animal her brother won in a contest.)
Caolinn: “Xavier, you said it was 11-inches tall. This is like 7 inches at the MOST.”
Me: “Yes, Caol, it’s time you learned that men frequently lie about size.”
Caolinn: *blank confused look*
(ten minutes later…)
Caolinn: “MOTHER!!! You are AWFUL!!!”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I’d be more than happy with that 7 inches.
Amen, girl.
😆
🙂
I have never understood why a man would lie to a woman about the size of his penis. What would be the point? To make absolutely certain that she’ll be disappointed if she does decide to have sex with you? I mean, if you didn’t lie, you at least had a chance…
Agreed. Seems a place to under promise and over deliver.
But doesn’t the same logic apply to women with push-up bras?
Hey, hey, hey…those pay for beer.
Just beer?
Damn it…he knows.
It’s because of my 11″ penis
For your sake, I hope you’re a grower, not a shower, or sitting must be very tricky.
I’m sad to say I have no snappy comeback to that. Damn.
Not all of us are lying.
Scared o’ Rick! 🙂
Oh the much maligned miscalculations of the varied units of measurement when truly what matters most is one’s depth perception. And, in any study worth the effort, the more the samples the greater the precision. Results can very widely so it’s best to assign an error budget of uncertainty, like 6″ plus or minus 3″. Life is hard. Its harder with science. 🙂
That’s not the only hard thing. (Har har har)
OH MY! That wasn’t me! I don’t have a camera on my computer!
Mmmmmhmmmmm.
🙂
I am sure you are talking about the size of the fish they caught. 🙂 –Curt
Eels, specifically!
Electric, right. Shocking.
HA!
I’ve had women lie about the size of their vagina’s. Or that they had a vagina.
What section of Craig’s List are you looking in!?
The part where little peices of my soul die and dignity is just a theory. Sigh.
Garage Sale section, right?
Yes. Are you familiar?
Yes, just stay away from the Appliances section. Trust me.
No worries there. They smell funny.
Ah, the joy of children. 🙂
They are our future…let them lead the way.
Scares you a little, doesn’t it. 😉
Daily.
The Truth hurts, kid.
Amen sister.
It need only be long enough to stay in long enough. But it need be wide enough to know it’s in. And out. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And, hopefully, a bunch more et ceteras.
I feel this should be made into a PSA. 🙂
I’ll tell you what needs to be a PSA. I have switched allegiances from Missy Elliott (you’ll see what I mean in a minute, I think). Oh em gee (goodness, of course), did I find the most amazing stuff last night–where have I BEEN all my life, to miss this sh#t?! I have GOT to share, and–since I just woke up (late) and my fingers went immediately to keyboard, and you are the lucky lady who will appreciate it, HERE you go
There’s a WHOLE bunch more where that came from–stuff goin’ back to the 30’s. HAWT women, sayin’ HAWT thangs. LOVE IT!!!!
I see the link try failed, and I don’t want to stick the youtube in to have the whole thing display. Too thick to think, so in your spare moments, search youtube for Denise LaSalle “Lick It”. You will be richly rewarded, Meg.
As soon as I get home, I’m clicking!