From Saturday night…
Liam: “Mom, we have to say prayers. It’s Easter; tomorrow is the day Jesus was reincarcerated.”
Me: “Ummmmm…”
From Saturday night…
Liam: “Mom, we have to say prayers. It’s Easter; tomorrow is the day Jesus was reincarcerated.”
Me: “Ummmmm…”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Well, he was arrested.
This is true. And he was in a cell of sorts.
Ha!! Hahahaha love this
Clearly, I need to get my kids to more religious education, huh? lol
Oh my god, LOL!
My 7-year-old told me that he is basically like Jesus (the whole God is everyone’s Father thing) and wanted to know where his superpowers were.
Did you step back quickly in case he got smited!? I totally would have.
Hahaha…the phrase “you’re going to bust hell wide open” that my grandmother was fond of telling me certainly crossed my mind.
Ohhhh, stealing that.
Well…It is true we haven’t seen him since. Not that it matters, mind you.
Oh my lol
🙂 HAPPY EASTER!
Sometimes I wonder how much pain reliever you must go through with all of the face palming you must be doing.
The frozen peas…so many frozen peas…
Hurray for Zombie Jesus Day.
One of the boys made that observation last year, and it took everything I had not to laugh. “Its VERY serious, boys!!!” (dies inside)
Reblogged this on Discovering ratchet and commented:
Reincarcerated vs reincarnated vs resurrected. No biggie!
‘Sides, as every teenager can attest, sometimes returning to the parental abode, to be seated at the right-hand of their omniscient parent can feel like reincarceration…
Welcome to my life. Lol
Your life sounds just awesome!
Lol…it is, if not “normal”, which is fine by me.
Ugh! I do NOT miss the days I had to attend Easter mass. It went on forever.
We MAY have skipped. *cough*
The Holy Recidivism! If Jesus actually showed up today, he likely would get reincarcerated.
Especially since, contrary to popular belief, he was middle eastern, and would be racially profiled. ‘Murica.
Hmmm… back to the cave?
A holy different kind of Rolling Rock. 🙂
Can I be honest here? I mean that’s what we do here, right?
I read this 3x (your welcome blog hits) before realizing there was anything wrong with that statement.
No judgements, right Meg?
Annnnd you win a cocktail! 🙂
Well, he wouldn’t be wrong if we imagine Heaven as a giant prison that Jesus had had to break out of in the first place to get to Earth.
OMG, can you imagine prison Heaven?! It would be AWESOME! Just, you know, as long as it didn’t have shanks and Nazi sympathizers… and, instead of half-used condoms, we traded cigarettes for the opportunity to make pigeons go number two on the heads of people we didn’t like back on Earth!
I feel like I’ve just created a monster. lol