(Yet another text conversation gone wrong.)
Ryan: There’s nothing like the smell of spring practice. The dead grass…the ridiculous parental expectations.
Me: Has any one talked, yet, about the time they “went to state”?
Ryan: Fortunately, those parents are all at Pop Warner. There actually aren’t that many parents here. It’s quiet. Too quiet…
Me: Ruh Roh. That’s how it always is right before someone trips over what they think is a helmet, and it turns out to be a severed human head.
Ryan: Megan…
Me: Yes…
Ryan: Stop binge watching Bones. Immediately.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
And it’s always the fraternity’s fault. Just once, I’d like to hear that it was just Dexter being sloppy.
Just ONCE that it was him rushing a job because he had a dentist appointment to get to.
Hahaha!
Yesterday, I was at a junior high baseball game and just watched parents make fools of themselves.
Ugh…the worst. Luckily, my kids’ leagues are LARGELY parents that behave, but there are always the odd ones that ruin it for everyone.
I had my head run over during a motorcycle race once…
And that’s how I found out that Doug was actually commenting from beyond the grave. Thhhhhhe End.
Ah Bones, my woman crush 😛
It’s the way she wears latex gloves and talks about phalanges, isn’t it?
Gets me every single time 😉
Yes. I had this problem when i was binge watching Bones. I felt certain every clumpy bit of debris I passed on the highway was a missing person waiting for me to stumble across their remains.
EXACTLY! I never should have tried to take down 9 seasons in a month. Stupid.
Congratulations! And here I always thought it was just me working things from what I watch into real life \o/
Nope, you have company. Psychotic, slightly hormonal company. Good news…the company has Oreos. You like Oreos, right?
Hardcore chocolate binging? If it’s free, it’s me. 😀
Annnnd now hungry. Damn it.
Yay for the Bones mention! : D
It’s one of the those shows I never watched, but NETFLIX! 🙂
Argh! Stupid phone! I feel your pain. I haaaate commercials.
Bones is my favorite Netflix binge series…I guffawed when I saw the Widow’s Son skeleton at the top of your post. “Oh, it’s all fun and games until someone trips on a severed head.” Or gets a foot lodged in a chest cavity…
Or glued to a corpse!
Thanks for the warning to never watch Bones…….I binge watched Downton Abbey and Game of Thrones and everyone in my dreams had accents for weeks…..I can’t imagine what would happen if I watched a show where hidden corpses popped up.
You’d have very snooty English corpses who hump their brothers popping out of grandfather clocks, on the regular. lol