Summer’s Eve WISHES They Had My Vinegar Collection


Caolinn: (looking in the fridge) “Okay, why do we have five different kinds of mustard?  No house needs five different kinds of mustard.”

Me: (blank stare)

Caolinn: “What?”

Me: “I don’t know how it happened without me knowing about it, but you were clearly somehow adopted.”

Caolinn: “I can only dream.”

25 thoughts on “Summer’s Eve WISHES They Had My Vinegar Collection

  1. Brian

    We have 4 different jars of mustard in the fridge right now, but that’s only because we’re out of Zatarain’s Creole Mustard. (Note to self – get that shit on the grocery list!!)

  2. You need your yellow, your grain, your dijon, your sweet and spicy, your honey mustard…that’s five right there I have on hand at all times…do not mess with my mustard!

  3. Randstein

    We had to give up mustard when we discovered the ill effects of mustard gas. Apparently, some Asians lack an enzyme that breaks down mustard into scrumpdillyumptiousness, instead mustard gas is formed. We could get past the loud trumpeting that announced the onset of this malady but it was impossible to watch TV with our eyes on fire. Something had to go. It was the mustard.

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