Disneyland with my daughter at five: “I want to meet Cinderella; she’s pretty!”
Disneyland with my daughter at fifteen: “I want to meet Peter Pan; he’s hot!”
Aaaaaand then I shoot myself. The end.
Disneyland with my daughter at five: “I want to meet Cinderella; she’s pretty!”
Disneyland with my daughter at fifteen: “I want to meet Peter Pan; he’s hot!”
Aaaaaand then I shoot myself. The end.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Just wait until she’s 25 and tells you to go play with the other dinosaurs at Epcot’s energy exhibit…
That’s terrible, but so fucking funny. Lol
Is Peter Pan actually hot? I don’t seem to remember…
Um: Probably not the cartoony one, the live one, in tights, and she may not mean his face…
You are correct OB!
Mom and daughter bonding time: Cary Elwes as Robin in Men in Tights : )
Elwes in Princess Bride. Hmmmm
Oh, yes–he wears tights in that one, too. Mmmm…
Apparently, the boy who plays him in the park is hot. Mind you, this is coming from someone who finds Harry Styles hot, soooo….you have to account for her taste. Lol
But I thought there was no accounting for taste… I’m sooo confused. Also, do men wearing tights look hotter because you can’t see the hair on their legs, or is that a drawback to the situation?
This is hilarious. Seriously Captain Hook, quit being a bitch
Right!? Damn it, Hook!!!
Classic. You give a whole new meaning to a “happy ending” 🙂
You should see my massages. (Actually, you shouldn’t…lots of tears.)
Sandy Duncan became famous for playing Peter Pan on Broadway. She was a lady. Then she replaced Valerie on that show about the Hogan’s with that guy from Days of Our Lives. I think.
John…my response to this is too dirty, even for me.
Wow. That must be some dirty dirt in your head.
Turrible…simply turrible.
I’m going to light a candle for you at church this Sunday.
I think it’s a progressive illness. My grand daughters developed all of their higher level social skills from older girls on Monster High and Barbie in the Dream House. I suppose their fate is sealed as soon as they meet a boy imprinted with Sponge Bob Square Pants. My greatest fear is a Bart Simpson clone. I wonder if there is any psychological counseling on YouTube for this.
I had a crush on Peter Pan too!!
Your daughter has good taste.
Men in tights…this is what it is, for you two. lol
Nah, men with unique skill sets (flying) and bend-the-rules humor.
So true…
Now, if Tink were just a little bigger, I might join this conversation…
Did you explain that the live Peter Pan is always portrayed by a woman?
In Disney, they actually use a dude! Friggin’ Disney!
Ah, the joys of hormones…. Remember, if she’s showing the wrong sort of crazy — you know like, “I want him to have my babies…” Duct Tape and a Closet in the basement ARE viable options.
Also…chemical castration. A mustache on her should fix it.
LOL….
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