D’Avonte brought her new crop top to show me, which she couldn’t even wear to school, and I sent a picture of it to Ryan, next to a dollar bill for size reference.
Me: This is D’s new shirt. I’m pretty sure it’s a size 2T. (Toddler size 2, for you non-parents).
Ryan: That wouldn’t fit my 7yo daughter.
Me: I know; I have bigger bras than this.
Ryan: I think Shadow has bigger shirts than that. Not that I dress my cat, mind you. She likes to set her own fashion.
Me: Well, now I know what you do when you’re alone.
Ryan: Yes, it’s all Sports Center and picking out sassy outfits for my cats. Turned on?
Me: Yes, my loins are all aflame.
Ryan: Then let me tell you about their shoe collection…
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Extra points if Ryan is using his cats as an excuse to watch Project Runway.
I don’t think I want him to see what a bitch I become Remember this cutie?
Nope… I don’t watch Project Runway… I lack the gay gene for watching catty shows like that (and musicals appreciation).
Which is why I’m Megan McMcerson, gày man with boobs.
I dream about having witty conversations like this! And yes, everyone loves a fancy pussy
Every pussies should have a seasonal chapeau, right?
I was going to wait until later to read this but ya had to know this post title was gonna bring us in fast, didn’t you?
Well, bring you at least, and that’s totally worth it. 🙂
Well….I almost made it to the end with my dignity intact and then the shoes got me. I lost it. I laughed with my outside voice while inside. I live with five asian girls from age 63 to 3. There are well over 200 pairs of shoes in my house and they are the only thing the girls are willing to kill each other over. Yes, everyone loves a fancy pussy but it’s the shoes that really make it. 🙂
Ryan must have really celebrated on January 14, when, according to the Bloggess, it was National Dress Your Cat Up Day. Or is this supposed to be on the down low?
I thought maybe this post was going to be about how you put a top hat and monacle on your tampon.
Nooooo, but now I have ideas!!!!
Hahahaha. The visit from Aunt Flow could have a fun aspect to it.
Well, HELLLLLO Flo…have I got a surprise for you!
The other vaginas will be jealous.
They’ll talk SO much smack.
They’ll start a Facebook page.
I can’t be the only one that used to use sharpies to…
Nevermind.
(The “White Shoes/Labor Day” photo did me in before I ever got to the post.)
Sharpies!? SHARPIES!? 😉
I had to scale back. Earlier failed attempts with tassels, glitter, and so-called stage make-up “temporary” adhesives (believe me when I say I can still feel the burn of my ire as I type that) proved the exception to your post title’s rule: Not everyone.
Oh…tears. Lol
I have to say that I love this blog! Your family sounds so much like mine!
We’re taking over the world! 🙂
As it should be. The world needs the ability to look at the humor of life. Too much seriousness is bad for your health.
Puss and Boots.
or Puss and BOOBS.
Better, I’m sure.
oh how I have missed this in my life! 🙂
Cat dressing? I think you can catch up. You just need a cat and a small collection of novelty clothing. 🙂
Bahaha
Good god.
I lured you in with pussy, didn’t I?
You know me so well…
🙂