While hanging out at my parent’s house…
Caolinn: “Stop touching mom’s phone!”
My dad: “What? What’s happening?”
Me: “Nothing, Dad. My son just keeps touching my phone.”
Xavier: “Wait…your son? Is it me?”
Me: “Are you touching my phone?”
Xavier: “No.” (looks at Liam, holding my phone) “Oh…your other son.”
Caolinn: (under her breath) “Idiot.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Adopt me!
Only if you vacuum and fold your own laundry. 🙂
How about, I’ll DO the laundry, but forget the vacuuming. I live with 6 inches of cat fur on the floor – makes it nice and cushiony.
Fine, but you get half the dishes.
Dishes? What do you have kids for???
Now THAT’s an impressive sense of self, when a twin forgets he is one of two. Although perhaps it’s more like an impressive sense of guilt related to past trespasses…?
Don’t you know? That boy code for “I’m not paying attention…”
Sooooo, all the time then?
He’s like a cat, being interested in the thing you pay attention to, but unlike a cat, he could actually read your texts.
Which is exactly why I have the passcode. Lol. Shady, shady kid.
That’s so cool that Xavier learned he has a brother. How did he take it?
There were tears. 🙂
Denial can be terrible when the spell is broken.
Amen, Jimmers!
To be fair, if I were near you I’d be trying to look at your phone as well.
Because you like old relics.
To hold a piece of living history in my hand. What wonders the world has!
Dinosaurs will answer if you call on it
I would love to talk to a dinosaur.
They’re chatty bastards.
And according to the Creationist museum they were domesticated. They were saddled and ridden just like horses.
Totally true…just ask my goldfish.
so bright you call him son. 😉
Seriously, right!? 🙂
Just like a sister, there to give out the insults. Man, I miss watching my brothers be boneheads and then getting to point it out!
I missed having siblings entirely, so I spent my entire childhood pointing out my own mistakes. *whimper*