(In the midst of discovering the wonder that is a Starbucks chocolate cakepop.)
Me: “Oh, my, God, why is this so good!?”
Caolinn: (shrugs)
Me: “I’ve got it…it’s like the world’s most delicious Ding Dong in my mouth.”
Caolinn: *SNORT*
Me: “Shut up.”
**For my non-American friends…a “Ding Dong” is both a chocolate cupcake-like thing that will no doubt kill you slowly, and also one of the 4-million terms that America has invented for ‘penis’. Go USA!**
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
LOL!
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Hahahaha! You said “…delicious Ding Dong in my mouth” (to a teen, no less!)
And, *I* was the one not to hear it first.
*facepalm* The tide has turned.
Lol
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“Dong” means “shit” in Korean. Which gives me two reasons to be glad they were called Ring-Dings where I grew up.
Ewwww…double bad! Makes me long for Twinkies. Yes…LONG…for TWINKIES. 🙂
Ew…double-ew! As in that is so Wrong!
LOL, right!?
Best blog title ever… but it’s the ding-dong that kept me reading. Oh yeah…
Seriously? Ever? I’ve had some good ones. (And by good, I mean horrifically obscene.)
The more horrifically obscene, the better.
Excellllllent…someone understands.
Dude, I am so with you on this.
😉
Have you heard the story of how Coca Cola phonetically translated into Mandarin Chinese as “bite the wax tadpole” until the company chose 4 different characters that now render as “to allow the mouth to be able to rejoice,” (according to Snopes)?
My mouth would rejoice being wrapped around a big red can. (I need to stop…I just need to.) 🙂
First time I’ve ever heard an adult use the words ‘ding dong’ and ‘delicious’ in the same sentence….
I aim for being a pioneer in all things. 🙂
Given my propensity for putting my foot in my mouth, I’m lucky to have lived in an area where we had Ring Dings rather than Ding Dongs. 😉
Freakin’ awesome. PLEASE publish the book. I swear, I’ll make a point of reading it in public places and loudly laughing my ass off.
Um…I’m having a hard time saying no to that, just because that might be the best ego boost I’ve had since a married Charles Barkley hit on a 24-year-old me.
It’s easy. Honest. I’ve done it. (Several times) You just upload a word file to Amazon and it does the rest. You can also easily publish a paperback through Createspace. It’s owned by Amazon so it gets sold on there too.
I usually write astronomy books but here’s my latest (using a pseudonym) – I’ll be offering it for free this weekend 🙂 http://www.amazon.com/dp/1505310601
(PS, I’m just posting that to show you. I’m not trying to spam your site so feel free to edit/delete 🙂 )
Your Spam is allowed…the Oakley sunglasses people…notsomuch. Lol. And who the fuck still wears Oakleys!?
LOL Tom Cruise?
Ewwwww….reason enough to avoid! 🙂
Go go gadget Double Entendre! \o/ Just the sort of thing I should be reading when having my morning coffee.
Might I recommend a lovely French vanilla creamer to accompany? 🙂
The coffee and sugar are already hell on the nostrils and difficult enough to clean off the screen. Creamer would be overkill.
Ohhhhhh, I get it now. Frick, I’m not bright. 🙂
Fear not! I was being intentionally obscure with the references… You did fine with your suggestion. 😀
Thanks for the lesson on ding dongs 🙂
I do what I can for society. lol
I like Ding Dongs!!!! The chocolate ones too!
(seriously, I shouldn’t be allowed to comment without my medication) LMAO!!
I think you shouldn’t be allowed to comment ON your medication…too much drooling, not enough Ding Dongs. 🙂
HA HA HA Exactly!!!!!