Seamus: (Reading from his phone.) “This study claims that men who take lots of selfies are generally crazy.”
Me: “Ruh roh…having some self-reflection?”
Seamus: “Apparently, men who post them unaltered have poor impulse control and have a higher incidence of being psychopaths, but men who edit them and add filters before posting are just plain old narcissists. I always edit.”
Me: “So, the only thing keeping you from being a fucking serial killer…is a sepia filter.”
Seamus: “I better keep editing my photos.”
Me: “You better stop eating your neighbors.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
LMAO! Oh if we only had smart phones back in the day…we might have found out people like Jeff Dahlmer?? Love THIS particular pic though! 😉
Seriously! He was one iPhone from eating one fewer neighbor. True measure of crazy…he worked in a chocolate factory, but ate PEOPLE. WTF? Priorities!
What if after you take a selfie you start making out with it?
100 pts.
Thank you!
No, thank YOU for the laugh!!
No problem. My lips were getting a little chapped anyway so I was happy to take a break and write the comment.
He said…knowingly.
Of course.
This is hilarious! Reminds me of a few people I know. Must address this issue with my teenager! LMAO!
LOL…EDIT KIDS, OR YOU’LL GO DOWN LIKE BUNDY!
Meaning Ted; not Al… 😉
Precisely.
There is a higher chance of me eating my neighbors than ever taking a selfie.
Because they’re from NC and full of bacon fat and cornbread. That shit’s delicious.
Don’t ever move here.
HA!
Neighbours… the dark meat across the street.
What are you if, like Fay above, you never take selfies??? Is there something wrong with me? Tell me!
I have no idea, but CLEARLY, that research needs to be done!
The people I read who have issues with narcissists call them narcs, which for some reason I find hilarious.
My phone doesn’t even have a camera, but I still don’t want to eat any of my neighbors. Well, maybe one of them.
Narcs? Clearly, these people haven’t watched 21 Jump Street. (TV variety…not Channing Tatum.)
Your neighbor smells of varietal cheese, don’t they?
Not that I know of, but she has pink hair and I think she’s kinda cute. What? Don’t they call it that anymore?
Kinda cute still flies, but only on Tuesdays. 🙂
I don’t take selfies. Never been in a good photo I knew was being taken. Can’t selfie without knowing about it.
This is true! I think the study was about men who chronically take them, so you’re good to go. 🙂
What about UV filters, though?
Ok, I admit, that lady down the street was a bit stringey, but tasty.
And that’s how we all made the FBI watch-list. Thhhhhhe Ennnnnd. 🙂
😀 LOL
To think that all that the stood between sanity and depravity for so many was their access to Adobe Photoshop
Instagram…saving mental health one man at a time.
Uh oh. My 11 year old just started taking selfies, and I don’t think he’s editing them…
All 11yr old boys are psychopaths. No worries. 🙂
I don’t know what’s worse… The fact that some idiots paid a grant for this sort of study or the news that’s actually talking about it. I should make a proposal for a grant for a study: how bored news desks are for taking the time to air such bullshit 😀
I hope it was a graduate study. HOPE.
I fear for the education system as we know it 😀
You’re not alone.
This one cracks me up! To think..the only thing separating a self absorbed guy from a cannibalistic crazy is the choice between red eye removal and spontaneous posting! Freud would be thrilled!
Edit your dick pics, guys! Lol