(Getting back in the car.)
Me: “You totally drank some of my iced tea, didn’t you?”
Caolinn: “I did it in front of you, before you got out of the car.”
Me: “I hate when you do that. You know I don’t like people drinking from my drink.”
Caolinn: “Would you prefer that I did it behind your back?”
Me: “I’d prefer that you didn’t drink my stuff at all.”
Caolinn: “Well…I think we both know that’s not going to happen.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Is it child abuse to put a dose of ipecac syrup in a planted glass of tea? Maybe a tad on the extreme side, but I bet you only have to do it once 🙂
It’ll be like how I did it to the dog every time she swallowed a sock. Three times later…socks weren’t appealing anymore.
Before anyone yells about animal abuse, the dog had her bowel resectioned TWICE in two months prior to this, from the same crime, so I drugged her to save her. 🙂
hahaha… the dog now fears socks and and treats … tea and kids should be a breeze!
Sire, don’t drink that, it might be drugged! Let me check… *glug glug glug* Ah, ’twas, so refreshing!
And that’s how Doug got roofied…theeeeee end.
Such insolence!
RIGHT!?
The restraint of you backhand is admirable. I know Lord Callaghan would not stay his hand at such impudence.
Just wait, Sir John…just wait.
Hahahaha. Oh no. Shit gettin’ real.
I’ve been playing a lot of Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls. Can you tell?
You assume I know anything about gaming, dear John. Alas…I do not.
I know. Same with my wife. It’s cause of your lady boobs and stuff. My wife calls my favourite game, Skyrim, “Rimjob.” As in “for the love of Christ stop telling me about Rimjob you fucking nerd.”
I walk alone. Just like Johnny Cash.
Can I talk to your wife…I like her.
You would like her. She also has the colouring of an albino.
Totally one of my people. She’s my favorite.
Well she has no trouble handling me and, believe it or not, I can be a handful.
🙂
There is nothing wrong with that 😛
I agree. In fact, I married that. But sometimes my eyes hurt if the sun reflects off her dermis at just the right angle. Sigh. I suppose these are the sacrifices one makes in a marraige.
Imagine how much that sun must hurt her sensitive eyes?
And yeah, wow… that sounds like a crazy sacrifice to make.
(and I’m sorry if my sarcasm drips onto your keyboard lol)
I detect no hint of sarcasm. Thank you for understanding.
At least you can find her in the dark…as long as she’s naked.
Yes. And she lets me see her naked. Sometimes. Even though I play “Rimjob.”
Ann is also a colorless person.
Yes, yes I am. And proud of it. And I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned on my blog, but I was told once I was not a candidate for laser eye surgery because – sshhhhh – my pupils are TOO BIG.
WTF? At least that feedback was joined with my being told my corneas are too thin. I joked at least something of mine was too thin. The joke was lost on the Doctor.
At least my lifelong light sensitivity was sorted!
I got laser eye surgery about three years ago. Best money I ever spent. I almost didn’t qualify.
And sorry you couldn’t get the surgery.
Yeah, I would have liked to have done it…but I’m considered defective until they improve their lasers 🙂
They will. They want that money.
Purge the thought. It was a shitty idea. 🙂 –Curt
Argh! 🙂
HA HA HA HA!!! PERFECT!
That image is fucking shocking!
*innocent look*
🙂
While I did read your entire post, I confess to getting suck on the picture and remembering when I thought that kinda hair / makeup / outfits were so cool. Sigh.
All the Aquanet we wasted…
I just shudder at some of those old pics I have of me in 1987. Truly frightening.
Ha! At least she’s honest… PS That JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD is da bomb. HIlarious!
I love the Joey meme!
I love that phrase! I use “da bomb” all the time… I also say “groovy” LOL! I just love it when I say it in front of a 20 something and they say.. “I’ve never heard that word before!” Seriously? I think they were brought up in a box!! HA HA!
If you use something like in front of D’Avonte…watch out. Lol
OMG, there are youngjacks who’ve never heard the word “groovy” EVER!?? Tragic. I’d probably laugh at them & make them think I was “weird”…. Wait – I AM weird! 😉
I AM too!!! It truly happened to me one day. But he was pretty young…maybe 20? Told me he had never heard the word before! I couldn’t believe it! It is tragic! 😀
I agree with DEB RED… put something in a planted glass of tea and you just might break her of doing it again. Or at least make her think twice! LOL!
Maybe just some habenero powder in there. Lol
i HATE sharing my drink. it’s always my boy child. always. drinks. from. my. drink. I get mad and then he says something like, “you are my MOM. you birthed me. I am DYING of thirst.” to which I say, “I DON’T FREAKING CARE.” to which he still gets all sad. WTH???
Seriously! It’s just gross as all hell. Literally eating off my body for years…normal. Putting your mouth on my glass…NOT NATURAL.
Just ask her why she is sipping out of your spit cup. Even if she knows you are fibbing the revulsion genes will activate and she’ll break out every time she sits next to your cup.
I wish this was enough to deter. Alas…you’d think my cup was the Holy Grail.
Even my coffee isn’t safe 😦
Abe figured out the deterrent to the kids drinking from his glass. He gets an Arnold Palmer. Too bad I hate that drink more than I hate them getting into mine
See, I’d totally steal that. Those are my favorite.