Me: “So why would a polar bear need black skin?”
D’Avonte: “Because black is beautiful!”
Me: “True, however…anyone else?”
Josh: “Because it absorbs heat?”
Me: “Good one, Josh! Okay, so they have black skin, but they have white fur. It would make sense, to get more heat, to have black fur, so why do you think they have white fur?”
D’Avonte: “Girrrrl. because white fur makes them look fly as hell.”
Me: (sigh) “Anyone else?”
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Am I the only one who is still waiting to hear why they have white fur besides that it looks fly as hell?
You are not.
Thank you. I feel so much less alone now.
You’re never alone, girl.
Seriously. And could any other teason really live up?
White fur helps them blend in with their surroundings (camouflage).
I’m going to ask for a white fur coat for christmas.
You’ll be fly as hell, playa.
I’m a pimp yo!
Lol camouflage 😉
That’s where I was going with it. Apparently…I was wrong. Lol
If D’Avonte does not her own reality show by the end of 2015, we have failed as a society.
Seriously. I wish I could just film my room…post it to WordPress…and call it a day.
*laughing* Fashion over Evolution. This positively tickled me this morning.
Fashion always comes first, apparently. ALWAYS.
Wait… please don’t tell me that that’s not the right answer! My whole life has been a lie!
Mine, too!!! Wtf!?
Hahahaha! Davonte is so feckin fabulous! 😀
Honestly, this is 2% of what I heard yesterday. I need to write stuff down. Lol
Reblogged this on S.O.U.L. S-P-A-C-E.
“Hello handsome…” It’s a trap, dude.
It always is, Curt…it always is.
I’ve got money on D’Avonte saying that “Narwharls have some fucked up grills, and those bitches need to see a dentist” or some variant.
Ha! My bet is on D asking why they have a dick on their forehead.
D wouldn’t ask that – she’d arbitrarily assume that a dick on their forehead means they’re thinking with their dicks. Tell her it’s a tooth and see what she says.
I’m both thrilled and terrified to see what’s going to happen.
Delving into the minds of teens could result in an altered reality, one impossible to come back from after long exposures. Heavy wine and chocolate consumption helps ease the symptoms.
So very true. In fact, that might be the magic formula to make all things make sense…or at least make it so you don’t care if they don’t.
What the mind doesn’t know, the mind makes up on its own. There are no gaps in knowledge, just wonderful variations of the truth.
So basically, we’re back at square one with absolutely no new P.Bear info and I’m feeling a little bit hostile.
We might be, but suddenly, I’m completely entertained.
I want to be fly as hell too. I was never a super fly guy, even in the late 80’s…
Seriously, polar bear coats for everyone!
I think flying polar bears would be an excellent idea. It might be inconvenient if you’re visiting the arctic and one swoops down and steals your lunch, but imagine a rogue flock of them flying south to Sarah Palin’s house and pooping in her hairdo from above…
Pooping on Sarah makes EVERYTHING worth it. 🙂
Ours is not to reason why, ours is to support your local polar bear. 😀
Okay, that seriously made me laugh out loud.