Ryan: “Hows the new couch?”
Me: “Amazing! I love it…it’s sexy as hell.”
Ryan: “Send me a picture.”
Ryan: “Okay, it’s a great couch, but I think sexy might be overstating it a bit.”
Me: “You’re just not looking at it the right way.”
Ryan: “How am I supposed to look at it?”
Me: “Here…look at it this way.”
Ryan: “Annnnd you win. I stand corrected, sexiest couch ever.”
Me: “Told you.”
**Note: I swear my boobs aren’t lopsided…I just can’t draw for crap…even if it’s to give my tits some dignity.**
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Is it wrong that this made me want to go out and get a shit load of condoms?
That really is sexy! And the coffee table ain’t looking too shabby either. *purr*
The coffee table is straight ikea…which is Swedish for “cheap, but addictive”.
Planned Parenthood! 4/dollar rubbers!
It’s so impressive how your priorities are always in perfect order!
You, darling, are my enabler.
Next time you can copy/paste one boob so they’ll look alike 😀
See, where were you when I was being a smartass on paint!? 🙂
Probably sleeping (on my sexy couch!!) 😀
High five!
Hahaha. That is a sexy ass couch.
See, who’s talking about ass now!
Hahaha. Good point.
So you like your men to cheer on while you sprawl out on the couch naked? I’ll keep that in mind in the future. 😀
He said later I should have given him pom poms. Lol
More importantly, Ryan has no penis.
I thought about that later…I’ve made him a eunuch. Sigh…
I will never sit on a plastic covered couch again without thinking of stick figured boobs. And I am ok with this.
Lol! My work here is done!!!
You are hilarious! And Ryan seems so fun!
He’s highly amusing. 🙂
Damn you are sexy. Stick figure porn is my most favourite kind.
I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand what you meant with that weird “u” in that word. 🙂
That’s racist.
<—American…DUH.
Damn you look hot. Stick figure porn is my most favourite kind.
Fuck, how did you get on the Spam list, Callaghan!? Were you hocking Oakley sunglasses and Rolex’s again?
I don’t fucking know. The spam moderators don’t know. I guess it was so much sexy that WordPress busted a nut.
I still think it’s the fact that you’re pushing watches on the masses or offering to promote my website.
Does anyone even wear a watch any more? I keep trying to push your stick porn but, you know, that’s a small market. Mostly German art students.
I’m shocked they were into it, because it doesn’t have any latex clothing or fisting.
They may have a red hair fetish.
I lived there for a year. Trust me…American men have WAY more of a fetish for the ging.
Is that good or bad?
Depends how hot the guy is. 🙂
Good point.
I was doubting the couch too until you drew the stick figures ion. Hot!
Lol! Porn and furniture are a magic combination.
Mis-sized boobs add interest. 🙂 Is the guy running away or running toward? (grin) –Curt
To, damn it! To! Lol
🙂
Is this thing working?
It is now! What the hell, happened, Dude?
Noe idea. But it has happened to other people. Usually lasts a couple of days. From now on I’ll regularly check my spam folder in case this ever happens to anyone I know.
And I will no longer assume that I’d finally scared you off.
No way. The only woman that scares me is Ronda Rousey.
Please don’t make me Google that.
She is the baddest female MMA fighter on the planet.
Ohhhhhhh….
Although if you arm barred me I might be a little frightened.
How about clothes-lining?
Hahaha. Yes, that probably would alarm me.
Sexy couch pillows, hahaha
It’s the spots, isn’t it?
Yes absolutely!
You know how when you lay on your side the boob on top always looks a bit bigger? I think that’s what happened in your drawing.
I need you to tell me that at 3am, when I freak out and get paranoid about this. 🙂
Sort of XKCD-ish.
After Tiger Mom and I talked about how fun your blog was she spent the rest of the day trying to find couches for sale on Cyber Monday. I wanted to talk to her about managing expectations but what the hell, a sexy couch might convince the kids to finally move out…
HA!!! That’s one way to get the nest empty again. And tell Tiger Mom it’s all about the pillows. 🙂
Bwaaa haaa haaa! Red Imperial silk covered pillows with pink peonies. That should traumatize them into action. When they ask me why I let Tiger Mom do that, I’ll tell them it feels good on the skin. I’ll get a loud eeeewwwwwww! and they will be off like a rocket. I may owe you for all the entertainment value I’m going to get out of this.
I dare you to hang a swing, and you won’t even have to cook Thanksgiving…they’ll move out and host at their place FOREVER.
You are a GENIUS! Your should start your own bliss counseling service 🙂
If only…for SOME reason, most people eschew my advice
Soooo good 🙂
🙂 Thanks Fooders!
Wrong. Just wrong LOL
You’ve described 90% of my communications. 🙂
well, I think it’s off to a great start.
I plan on putting together a gallery showing of furniture-based stick-figure porn.
I love the idea. I can’t wait to see what you cum up with. 😀
How didi miss this post?
And I just figured you were accounting for gravity and three kids when you drew the tata’s