Unfortunately, every single copy of Maleficent, in a five mile radius, was already rented, so I had to reserve a copy at a Redbox in the world’s worst neighborhood, which the children were only too happy to point out, when we went to get it…
Xavier: “Where is this Redbox located, anyway?”
Caolinn: “On the corner of 27th and Hooker by the looks of it.”
Oh my goodness! Kids will say the darnedest things.
That’s one way of putting it. lol!
It’s nice to see I wasn’t the only one searching Redbox online for a copy of Maleficent. I, however, did not brave the bad neighborhood for the only copy. You deserve some sort of badge for this.
Sadly, I taught in the bad neighborhood for years, so it doesn’t faze me in the least. My kids…not so street.
Wait. Huh. You mean to tell me you can still go to a brick and mortar store and rent a hard copy of a movie?
Actually they’re vending machines on almost every corner, and the great part is that you can return them to any machine. Only $1.30 a day!
Oh my god. You live in Japan?
No, we don’t have vending machines with used panties.
That’s #4 on my bucket list.
Jesus…what are the first three?
1) Become a cult leader
2) Wear a brand new pair of socks every day for one year
3) Become a vampire
And as a cult-leading, fresh-footed vampire…your first act will be to have to pay for used panties.
And then I can die happy. Except I’m a vampire.
When I was young, this was before internet porn, I bought a porn mag. and just about died of embarrassment. I’d likely spontaneously combust if I were to actually go to a public vending machine and by used panties.
Psssst…it’s because you’re…you know…Canadian.
You’re right. I’m sorry.
HA!!!!
I think I’d want to know who had worn the panties, or is it part of the appeal that it could have been anyone?
That is a terrifying question that I feel must be answered, and I think we should send John to find the answers. π
I snorted at that. My computer is now covered in soup. Thanks
As long as it isn’t cream-based.
I love that you encourage a healthy sense of humor with your kids. π
It’s either that or cry myself to sleep every night. π
Oh my good your daughter cracks me up! Seriously π
She amuses the crap out of me as well. π
That movie looks great! So tongue in cheek. I’d love to know what you all thought of it.
I actually didn’t watch the whole thing, but the kids thought it was great. What I watched was visually stunning. π
I literally laughed out loud!! Your daughter is a keeper! what a great sense of humor! Put her on America’s Got Talent! She needs to earn a living with that wit!!!! π
She also argues like a champ. I’m holding out for Supreme Court Justice.:)
LOL I’m so dead at this!
In your defence, though, it IS Disney… this shit is going to lead them into soooo much worse than a couple of hookers and stray crack pipes.
Contest….more stray chihuahuas or stray crack pipes.
The Pirate Bay… My friend for issues just like this… XD
Ahoy!!! π