Those of you who know me, know that I have a deep, abiding love of something that I like to lovingly call, “real estate porn”, and now I’m passing my addiction on to America’s youth. While we were eating breakfast, I usually show the kids the news, but last Friday, we went on an MLS site, so I could show them multi-million dollar homes, prompting this…
D’Avonte: “Forty-nine million dollars!? Who has forty-nine million dollars!? And who needs sixteen bathrooms? You only got one ass.”
**NOTE: I do NOT refer to it as “real estate porn” in front of my students…I like my job. Ironically, I don’t think I have a student that hasn’t seen a tremendous amount of ACTUAL porn, but someone has to have some standards in this joint, and sadly, that’s me.**
Best student comment of the day goes to observant D’Avonte. Yes, sir, indeed we do. 🙂 Now don’t act like one please and thank you.
D’Avonte is hilarious. I always look forward to his comments!!
He’s already starting this week…I’m banking them. Lol
Can’t wait!!
🙂
I am a real estate porn addict. I tell my husband it is so I can watch the local market, so I know how our neighborhood is doing…..but it is really to drool over amazing kitchens with crystal chandeliers in them.
Ohhhhh, those are my favorite! Also the nice tubs. I miss a great tub.
I didn’t have a decent tub for years. When we were shopping for a house in the ATL area after being in upstate NY for years (this means old houses, small bathrooms), it blew me away how every house we looked at had huge bathrooms and every single one had a soaking tub. The house we chose ended up having a massive master bath…..kind of wastefully large….but I liked the layout of the rest of the house. I still kind of shake my head at the ridiculousness of the wasted space….but I am usually shaking my head while soaking in my jetted tub. 🙂
Which is the BEST place to shake your head.
The best definition I have ever heard that no one needs a home with more bathrooms than asses. –Curt
Truth!
…and who’s going to clean all those windows
See, you’re one ass will be smaller after all that work.
I love D’Avonte! I also LOVE the term “real estate porn”. Never heard it before. Perfect!
I was deep, DEEP into the real estate porn last night.
That’s why I’m hooked on “Million Dollar Listings”.
Dirrrrrty. 🙂
Right? DIRTY And dishy! Best of both worlds. 🙂
Dream a little dream of me…. LOL! I have to agree with D’Avonte! You can only sleep in one bed at a time! It’s all about tax shelters and status..ugh! Have to say “real estate porn” is a new one for me as well!
It’s way better than leather porn…way better. 🙂