My sons both picked out these costumes…welcome to the next three years of my life.
From last night, while we were costume shopping…
Caolinn: (eye roll) “Awwwwwesome…look at all the slutty choices I have.”
Kids, I Only Buy You Halloween Costumes So I Can Steal Your Candy.
Standard
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Love her!
Me, too. 🙂
You have a great kid. Nuff said. 😉
She went on to try and convince her brothers to go in drag…I kid you now.
Like I said – she’s great! Wouldn’t THAT have been a fantastic post…!?
*pretending it’s not the first time* 🙂 And, I swear, I thought the same thing…this shit writes itself.
Are you sure she wasn’t shopping in the adult costume department? Just sayin’.
There’s only one female department in the Target, and she’s 15…it’s the only option. She’s just given up and is now making her own stuff, so she doesn’t have to resort to sexy fill-in-the-blank. *sigh*
I think making her own stuff is the right stuff 🙂 I was with my grand daughter and we were looking at costumes and almost settled on Sponge Bob when she found the Manga Maid for “older girls.” We left empty handed and grandpa was traumatized. *eeeeeeek*
HA! Yeah, if my father had seen these, he’d be a giant valium/gin and tonic bender right now.
Gone are the good ole days with the costumes where you got a sweaty face behind your plastic mask.
Aint’ that the truth! Those things were a wearable death trap.
I guess be glad your sons didn’t decide to go in drag; with two of them that could get expensive.
I buy Halloween candy hoping there will be some leftover for me………..LOL
My dad does that, too, and then my mom gives it all to me for my classroom that night. I love my mom. 🙂
Slut is “in” ever since Halloween became an adult holiday. 🙂
Seriously! It’s ridiculous.
My husband ate almost all of my one year old’s candy last year while she cried
She’ll remember that…when she’s picking his nursing home.
Has Mean Girls taught us nothing?! Halloween is the one night out of the year where a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it!
Ohhhhh, they can say plenty. Trust me. 🙂
(best movie EVER)
Ah kids… yours sound like a hoot.
They also don’t pollute 🙂
Holy crap! Tell them to come over and teach mine how not to…. grrrr… diapers…. grrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhh, the good ole days. I remember those.
I just stepped in one. Sort of a gooey, gooshey feel to it, with a certain internal sweet surprise.
This is why I cross-dress on Halloween. A few years ago I was Sweeney Todd. I’ve been a wizard, Santa and this year I’m going to be a bouncer for a red-neck bar.
OMG, I love that. Are you going to carry a PhD and go all Roadhouse?
Hahaha… I’m going to have a long black ponytail, sideburns, a fu-manchu mustache (with soul patch). A bouncer shirt with a graphic of a pole stripper on the back, jeans, black jack-boots, tattoos and a stud wrist band.
I’d love to go all Roadhouse but I’m not pretty enough.
I…must have pictures…ASAP.
I couldn’t figure out how to post a picture here, so I just emailed it to you at the address in your “About Me” section. Today was a practice run… tomorrow I wear it to work!
WOOT!!!
BRILLIANT!