Okay, this is actually an old conversation, from last summer, when I took the kids to Disneyland, but someone reminded me of it last night…
(As the “bellhop” character welcomed us to Tower of Terror.)
Bellhop: “Please enter the library…”
Liam: “Library!? They’re going to make us READ!?”
36 thoughts on “The Happiest Place On Earth…That Also Scares The Living Shit Out Of You For Sport.”
🙂 It’s the little things…
Lol, I would have been terrified too.
When we saw the pictures of us on the ride, he had his face completely under his hoodie, and was so scrunched in the seat, that it almost looked like he wasn’t there. NOT his favorite ride.
My 24 year old son will tell you about the time when he was about 7 or 8. We were at Disney and I managed to convince him the people on the Matterhorn ride were laughing, not screaming. When we got off the ride he turned to me with his little face, mad as hell, “They were NOT laughing!”
Mom’s gotta have fun too! We had 10 more years to rebuild trust.
Oh…pfffft…a decade is PLENTY of time. 🙂
Read!!?!? the heck’s the unicorn thinking? I’ll just wait for the movie thank you 😛😛
A place where people read and have to be quiet? That is terrifying!
Seriously…quiet? I don’t even know what that would sound like. Horrifying!
I didn’t know the last unicorn had so much style :P, I think I read more or less a lot but the condition is that nobody has to make me read but just for fun so I understand him 😉
Unicorns are kings of style…they swim in it, really. 🙂
Ah, that’s priceless.
I plan on never letting him forget this. Ever.
Sheer terror! 😉
Right!? Falling AND reading!? WTF!?
You are the most beautiful unicorn I have ever seen.
You should see my giant unicorn balls…they’re AMAZING.
I guess that’s why drive a van.
I thought it was to contain your reportedly amazing ass.
That would require a Brinks truck. When you have a piece of paradise it needs to be secured.
I have two of those…one for each boob.
If my ass met your boobs it would bring about the rapture.
Serious four horsemen action…
We must be careful.
Yes, stay on your side of the border…I’ll stay on mine.
For the good of mankind. Hahaha.
Horror of horrors.
Woe is the mind of a fifth-grader. 🙂
I met Mickey Mouse once. Or he said he was Mickey Mouse, I thought his ear looked kind of fake…
What about the other ear?
The other one wasn’t so bad, it was at least kind of fuzzy. The fake-looking one was injection molded plastic with a visible seam around the edge.
I’ve nominated you!
Awwww! Thank you, girl! 🙂