If you’re American, and you don’t live in a fucking cave, then you’ve heard about Ray Rice roughly every fifteen seconds, for the last month, and not for enviable reasons. So imagine my surprise, when I open my email, this morning, and I see an email entitled “Rice Is Nice!” Whaaaa? Who sent this, the She-Was-Askin’ -For-It Society? Nope…just an ad for Pei Wei, in which they either have the WORST timing of all time, or they’re trying to remind us that before Rice was synonymous with wife-beating…that we found it rather delicious with reheated, faux-Asian shrimp dishes.
Nice work, Pei Wei. Maybe next week you’ll get lucky and a TNT factory will explode, causing countless casualties, so you can get more attention for your Thai Dynamite Chicken.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
LOL. Yeah. That’s right. I laughed out loud. =)
🙂 OUT LOUD AND PROUD, DAMN IT!!!
Indeed.
Then there were the rumors that they were going to replace Goodell with Condi and “fix their Rice problem with another Rice” (instead of a ballpeen hammer) and I was just… No.
Oh Dear Lord….for the love of all that was holy…and of bad puns.
Girl, no way that just happened. HA! That’s just so wrong.
Right!? I was worried that I was overreacting, but I really don’t think I am. The timing…awful.
WHEN HE GOES TO JAIL, I HOPE SOMEONE SEXUALLY VIOLATES HIM WITH A SPRING ROLL
That simple statement had me laughing so hard I was clapping like a retarded seal!! Thanks now my entire family thinks my cheese slipped off my cracker! 😉
Cheese slipping off the cracker is now my favorite way to describe losing your fucking mind! WOOT!
This is what happens when companies subscribe to Facebook data mining to target consumers with popular products and services. Next in your email will be a book advertisement from Amazon about improving relationships with a Spring Roll. DON’T OPEN IT! You don’t need that in your head all day.
HA! Romance and bad cuisine…I feel like that’s already better than some stuff that gets published. (I’m lookin’ at you, Twilight!)
Yep, here I am in non America (and not in a cave either!) doing some learnin’ and stuff just so I can follow what you are blogging about…. and now I’m sorry I did. Thanks 😉
God, Tans, I am so sorry. 🙂
Bahaha. I’m LOLing all over the place here. Very unfortunate timing 🙂
They haaaad to do it on purpose, yes? It’s too coincidental.
He needs to be violated with Thai chili curry. I have a sneaking suspicion he needs to feel the burn for awhile to get the point.
Ohhhh! Excellent point, well made. Chemical welfare would be far more effective than veggies wrapped in rice paper.
You know us moms, go for the shit that really makes you need therapy.. hehehe
LMAO! Hey, I’m not paying his bill. Ohhhh, wait…yes, I am..yes, we all are. Damn it.
Sometimes times the planets just align perfectly for bloggers’ benefit! Good one. 😉
Seriously, it’s like Pei Wei is trying to throw me a bone on this one.