Me: “I don’t like the super hot Cheetos, they’re too spicy for me.”
Student: “Is it because you’re…you know…Caucasian?”
Me: “I don’t like the super hot Cheetos, they’re too spicy for me.”
Student: “Is it because you’re…you know…Caucasian?”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
LMAO! It’s adorable that your student had paused before to say the word, well, I have to say it: “white” XD
The Incas fought Spaniards with weapons, what was wrong because they didn’t exploit their Achilles’ heel: the Super Hot Cheetos Red Edition, lol.
I think, had modern Psy-ops been involved, they TOTALLY would have been dropped from the skies
Oh geez! You killed me with this one 🙂 I completely lost my dignity laughing so hard. Then there is Mr. Rodgers cutting my last thread to sanity. You made my day. 🙂
Awww, thanks! 🙂 Anything crass Rodgers is amazing.
Ha! yes, Mr. Rodgers is amazing and entertaining. I’ve been doing an impression of him for decades to entertain coworkers. No one wants to be my neighbor after I complete my routine. I now have some new material for the New Years party after the keg runs dry. I owe you 🙂 My brother teaches in Texas and his public school persona is a carefully crafted mix of Mr. Rodgers, Monty Python and Ozzy Osborn. His students love him, faculty, not so much. 🙂
Ummmmm…..I would love him. Texas is…Texas.
“Yes… yes it is because I am Caucasian. I have purchased a tanning membership to work my way up to Thai Cuisine.”
I shall never get there. I go from albino to lobster in minutes.
Ok, I have to say I’m super depressed today because the Bitch Who Forgot to Look at a Clock (post of mine from a while ago) got the job I wanted here, but that MEME kinda sorta almost made me crack a smile. Heading to my car now so I can drown myself in a tub of PeachWave …
Is that booze? If so, save me some.
Hahaha! Sorry, no – it’s a self-serve frozen yogurt paradise. I wanna live there…
Sadly, that’s even better.
I.e. You’re too white for super hot Cheetos. lol
Well, not the regular hot ones…just the SUPER hot ones. Lol
Caucasian is a weird word. It sounds like it should mean “special day for penis” or something.
An Asian cock at that!!!
wow. i will never again be able to look at that word the same again. if you came up with that on your own, take a bow – it’s truly brilliant.
No, it’s because they’re disgusting and they’re made in the deepest pits of Hell from the vilest cum drops of Lucifer’s left undescended testicle… but I like the way your student thinks!
I have never loved such a disgusting description so much, in my entire life. 🙂
Ba ha ha!!
🙂