Me: Do you think the NSA reads our conversations?
Ryan: They do if they’re tired of tracking ISIS. Yup, we’ve typed ISIS…now they’re totally listening.
Me: Maybe if we’re lucky they’ll chime in on our debate over page 55 of The Joy of Sex, and add their two cents about the merits of armpit licking.
Ryan: I’m sure any fucking the federal government does, occurs in a “very uncomfortable place”.
Me: Especially the IRS. They’re the WORST. No foreplay at all.
Ryan: The IRS won’t even buy you dinner. They make you foot the bill, and THEN tell you it’s not a business deduction.
Me: What would be the WORST government agency to have sex with?
Ryan: CDC…for obvious reasons.
***For my non-American friends… NSA-National Security Administration, IRS-Internal Revenue Service (read: taxes), CDC-Centers for Disease Control
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
ISIS is a real thing? I thought that was a made up organization on Archer. Must. stop. watching. Netflix. and maybe pick up a paper once in a while. Do they even make papers anymore?
They do, but they print them on old dinosaur skins.
just as i thought. i’m going to get in my floorless car and get me a brontosaurus burger with Fred and Pebbles. maybe watch some porn later with Dino.
I want some of those giant ribs.
Holy shit…
Lol. He lives!
And no kiss!
Certainly not, and never on the mouth!
LOL :O
Hahahaha. If your blog suddenly goes dark I’ll know why. If things get too hot you can make a run for Canada and hide out in our massive wilderness.
Maple doughnuts and poutine? Done!!!
And don’t forget universal health care! Welcome to Canada. And we apologize for Justin Bieber.
Another reason to leave. I’d say if Canada only has to take me in exchange for that guy…they’re coming out WAY ahead.
LOL… I’d rather get screwed by the IRS. All they want is my money and they are usually willing to deal. –Curt
Oh…they want more than your money, and no reach around. NONE.
Licking armpits. Did you have to go there? Now I’m gonna do it just because someone had the nerve to write it down. I’m easy that way.
In that case…I’m making a list.
Oh boy…
oh please – you’re easy in so many many ways.
Ha! Wait…was that to him or me?
I think I tried to lick my own armpit last night.
You don’t even know?
I had some odd dreams… was moister than expected in the morning. One plus one…
Thank you for clarifying CDC! I agree with Ryan.
You would. :p
I have to love this post. I have no choice.
Cheers,
Lance
The post expresses it’s deep affection for you as well. 🙂
My dad worked for the Forest Service, and they had the best sleeping bags, if that counts for anything.