Wikipedia says that ponies are awesome, but every one that I’ve actually met has been a total jerk. This may not have been the ponies’ fault, and your mileage may vary.
Well, there’s Molly- a horse with a prosthetic leg- and she seems OK, but a bit of an outlier…
Maybe the fourth leg is where the evil is housed, and thus when it’s gone…?
I clearly need to go back to sleep.
So a three-legged dog walks into a bar, looks the bartender in the eyes, and says in a Clint Eastwood voice, “I’m looking for the man who shot my pa . . . w.” Apologies, John
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
This sounds like the makings of an awesome SPCA add. Cue Sara Maclachlan!
Ohhhhhhhh, good call. Friggin’ MacLachlan… 🙂
Wikipedia says that ponies are awesome, but every one that I’ve actually met has been a total jerk. This may not have been the ponies’ fault, and your mileage may vary.
So imagine a pony missing a leg and with a skin condition… Total dick. Guaranteed.
Well, there’s Molly- a horse with a prosthetic leg- and she seems OK, but a bit of an outlier…
Maybe the fourth leg is where the evil is housed, and thus when it’s gone…?
I clearly need to go back to sleep.
So a three-legged dog walks into a bar, looks the bartender in the eyes, and says in a Clint Eastwood voice, “I’m looking for the man who shot my pa . . . w.” Apologies, John
Ha! And if the dog can talk, he’s automatically more awesome than a 4-legged sort. 🙂