How I was woken up on the Fourth of July, this year…
Unknown Number:
Me: Who is this!? I don’t have this number saved, but I totally want to make out with you for this gif.
Unknown Number:
And yes, the above picture really IS my friend Daniel, who wasn’t in my phone, and who, apparently, can rock the fuck out of a bikini.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Ahahahaaha. That is all.
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Are you sure that’s not another phony digitized picture of Sarah Palin in a bikini? Nah, he looks better…..what’s his tat?
No idea, actually. I generally try to avoid him shirtless.
Damn… He looks better in a bikini than I do…
Right? If I could throw my tits on his torso…I’d be amazing.
Haha! Exactly! Man, that bod.
I want to make out with him too after that gif!
Annnnnd that right there…is why I adore you.
I fucking love this blog
I fucking love this comment!
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