For those of you following Malka’s battle with online prostitution…my darling girl has taken a new tack. (background here) Her new battle strategy involves a two-step approach…
Step One…scare the living crap out of them.
Worse than being threatened with a lifetime on the registered sex-offender’s list…that hair. Sir, I’m pretty sure a haircut would solve your “gettin’-some” issues.
Step Two…and this is where it gets truly brilliant…
Yes…she is now using client #1’s picture…to seduce client #2… and this is why I love her forever.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
So, so twisted. 🙂
Right? In the most delightful, terrible way. 🙂
Delightfully demented and targeted perfectly.
I think they’re just lucky that I cover their numbers, frankly.
Uh-huh!
LOL love it!!!
🙂 I love her…seriously…I just wish she’d move closer, so I could high-five her.
: ) I can imagine so. I bet she’s a riot!
Genius.
🙂 From you, Sir…a true compliment.
I thought she made contact with the hooker and fixed this already? Still hilarious, but by now I’d be getting pretty pissed. Maybe she should be getting a “cut” of the “earnings”.
Unfortunately, the old ads still exist, so she’s still getting some. She also saved screen shots from before you got ahold of her, so this might be one of the ones PRIOR to contact…not sure.
Nah. I never forget a bad haircut.
I love how you made this make sense lol.
Yes, the long hair idiot is prior to my contact with ciara. I used that picture to respond to idiot #2 on Thurs June 26. I don’t even know why he asked for a picture since my number is posted across HER tatas in the ad! These fools are so worked up that they fail to notice that there is one wrong number and four right ones in the ad
I always know when it’s Thursday because I get at least one solicitation
I’m guessing that the incorrect number is the one across her tits…because then, OF COURSE, that’s the only one that they see. lol
Precisely. .. Well actually it could be the one across her ass. Really its a damned shame I didn’t screen capture her ad
I hate you a little for that, by the way.
LOL! Holy hell! That’s the vilest, most evil thing I’ve ever witnessed… I think I’m in love!
Side note: How is this still even happening?
Seriously…It’s only two spots south of Dick Cheney evil. lol
LOL Please, Dick Cheney should be so genius!!
He’s one hairless cat from being a caricature. lol
I think Malka is my new hero!
She is a master whoremonger. Or whore-defy-er. Or…something that doesn’t have a word yet.
Hahahaha! BRILLIANT!! That is SOOO right-up-my-alley!
She is like a one-woman sting operation, right!?
hee hee hee hee hee hee..
🙂
Have you seen Twin Peaks? That bloke in the photo looks like BOB.
I haven’t, but now I’m going to have to watch it. Maybe it IS him, and this is the level he’s sinking to, post-career?
I just googled…HORRIFYING. lol
I just spent the last ten minutes giggling non-stop! This made my whole day. That fellow looks like he’s posing for bad senior year photographs. *sigh*
Omg! That’s it! It’s like something Deb would have taken in Napoleon Dynamite!