Drew: “What are you doing today?”
Me: “I’m skinning lemons to steep in Everclear so I can make my own limoncello.”
Drew: (pause) “You don’t even really drink…and you’re brewing booze. Is this even legal?”
Me: “I’m sorry…how much drug company money have you taken this year?”
Drew: “Let’s not compare crimes. While I’m curing pneumonia…you’re moonshining.”
Me: “Want me to send you some?”
Drew: “Duh…you want me to send you some Flonase?”
Drew: “Walter White.”
36 thoughts on “I’m One Sister-Cousin From Being A Straight-Up Hillbilly”
I am actually going to do this with blackberries. I do love the limoncello, tho…I think our recipe for that calls for Vodka. 🙂 Ooooh, goodie! Another google distraction to keep me from what I probably NEED to be doing…hahahahaha!
LOL… I’m in the middle of summer break, so I’m arguing that I’m learning a skill with my time off.
YES! That is definitely a skill! 🙂 I’d claim it!
See…this is why I like you.
Shoot! I had to look up Walter White, as I don’t watch Breaking Bad. Now that I know what’s going on, it’s pretty funny. Next time you talk to Drew, I could use some Xanax!
Barbara, Barbara, Barbara…who DOESN’T need some Xanax? 🙂 lol
LMAO!!!! This made me spit out my coffee! too funny.
Annnnnnd now I want coffee. Damn it. 🙂
🙂 I have a Starbucks Groupon…today it finds it’s purpose.
Doesn’t really seem like a fair trade but then again I’m sure you can make a hefty profit outside the Jewish Community Centers and Temples.
If you had my sinuses…you’d know…it’s the best trade ever. Without it, I’m breathing through my mouth like a golden retriever. How’s my city, by the way? 😦
Go to http://www.ethicare.com for help with your sinuses.
I fucking love you two.
We fucking love you, as well! (This just became a really weird menage, didn’t it?)
I don’t hate it. Not even a little bit.
I agree with this comment. And I don’t bloody well agree with anything.
I agree that we just agreed on something and I bloody like that.
I love it when that happens!
Guys…I think this is how the A-Team got formed.
Now let’s get some guns and studiously not shoot anyone. I volunteer to be the van.
I’m in charge of ballistics!
I’m positive you could blow stuff up nice.
I can do it bitchy, too!
Shhhhh, have some limoncello…I’ll make everything all better.
I guess I m too. I’ve ALWAYS wanted to do that! Let us know how it turns out.
I’ll let you know in six weeks! (twiddles thumbs)
Where will you store it?
I have it in my linen closet, because it has to be away from sunlight in a cool place. It’s Arizona…so that’s the best option.
Can’t wait to hear how it turns out. Love that stuff.
This is brilliant
Lol… I should have held out for something better than nasal spray, thought, shouldn’t I?