So what happens when a prostitute (name: Ciara…so the orgasms aren’t the only thing she’s faking), accidentally screws up her OWN phone number by one digit, on a Craig’s List ad…sending dozens of men to text my friend, Malka, the CPA and mother of two?
She better give her husband every sex act these guys are asking for, just for agreeing to let her use this picture for this purpose.
And this is why I love my friends.
Confession: I was actually jealous…I would have had so much fun with this, that I wouldn’t even have tried to correct the error. *I* am a terrible person.
(Sean Smithson…I thought about you with every forwarded ping.)
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
OMG!
RIGHT!?
She (the Hooker)needs her ass kicked! Lol on the bright side, your friend got to have lots of fun!
Seriously, TOTALLY worth it.
LOL i would have had a total blast with that!!!
She has all the luck. *sigh*
Some people get all the luck. How much did Malka make so far?
Currently, she’s using a series of “Cat Facts” to torture the latest contestant. She did actually track the chick down, so she’s fixed her new ads. It stopped almost all of them…I would have let this crap go on for WAY too long. She’s way more mature than I am.
Wow that is hilariously tragic.
That was exactly my reaction. 🙂
Funny how often (and how well) those two go together.
And now we know where the comedy/tragedy masks originate…hookers on Craig’s List.
Wow. Hookers are usually stelae with details. So the legend goes.
This one wasn’t working in an office for a reason. 🙂
Am I a horrible person because I’m jealous too?!?! I may post an ad just to pretend it’s a wrong number!!!
LMAO…trust me…I thought about it.
Reblogged this on TX bridgefarmer and commented:
On some level I wish I was Malka, the CPA! I have a slew of ASPCA memes I’ve been dying to put to good use!!
Yeah I could have had a lot of fun with this too LOL
🙂 She’s hilarious, so at least it was her, and not someone who would JUST be horrified.
SO good. Just SOOO good. And I’m flattered (I think?) that the messages made you think of me!
Well, I finished the book (which everyone should buy, btw!!!), so hookers were fresh in my brain. 😉
Touché! Finished it already. Wow. Though actually, let’s be honest, it’s about the same size as a pamphlet… Though I hope you enjoyed it and more importantly, that we can still be friends.
And if it’s not too much bother, would you mind leaving a review up on Amazon please. Thank you kindly.
I’ll do it today! And please…still be friends…I already knew the deal, goofball. :p
Ha. Wonderful. And thank you. I look forward to reading a summary of the book from your eyes. Sorry, eye!
:p
Oh my goodness. How awesome is that? I may just have to change my name to Ciara.
It can be your alter-ego. For when you’re about to be super dirty.
I like that!
Yeah, this is a Smithson thing for sure. Flippin hilarious.
Right!? Only he would have such bad luck getting the ACTUAL hooker.
Legit. Nice work.
I once had a guy that repeatedly called me looking for Bob, but I started to recognize his number and eventually just programmed it into my phone as “Guy Looking for Bob” so that I could just listen to his voicemails instead (sample: “I went to the movies yesterday. It was a movie that had Matt Daaaa-meeeeon in it”).
LMAO…LOVE! I once had a guy texting me, about once every six months, asking me work questions. Problem…we don’t work together. It took me about a year to figure out that it was someone I’d been on ONE blind date with like YEARS before, who for some reason programmed me into his phone, and worked with another Megan. Weirdo, that guy.
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I wanna know about the first guy who’s “still up” and needs the BJ “or more”. Another tragic case of Viagra overindulgence?
Right!? I wonder how close to the four hour mark he is…
Now that is very funny!
I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall, when the recipient got those. 🙂
Oh yes me too! Hilarious….
haha, this was some funny thing, you made me laugh out loud and is 8:30 a.m here in Spain, starting good the day with a laughter. I see you thought of Mr.Sean! He´s my man, I already read all his posts after all these months. Now we must buy his book. Funny and smart man he is.
I’ve read the book, and it was awesome! 🙂 I’m so glad that he’s going global.