Mom: “Where are you meeting your friends?”
Me: “We’re going to Lola’s.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Me: “It’s that tapas bar on 7th.”
Caolinn: (stops texting for the first time in hours…) “What!? Why would you go there!? And why would you tell grandma you’re going there in front of me!? That’s disgusting!”
Caolinn: “A topless bar!”
Me: “Tapas, Caol…TAPAS!”
Caolinn: “Oh…is that dirty?”
Me: “Not even a little.”
28 thoughts on “Hello? CPS? Yes, There’s Been a Misunderstanding.”
My favorite tapas bar has a bunch of paintings of nudes on the wall. So a little dirty.
See! Best of both worlds!!!
LOL I had the exact same thing (almost) happen when I asked our chiropractor, in front of my husband, if he knew anything about the tapas place down the road. He was like, “There’s a topless bar there? Where!?” Me – *facepalm*
LMAO! That is AWESOME! I’m so glad I’m not alone. I was so baffled by her vitriol for delicious little food, or maybe by the fact that she was harboring a secret hatred of Spaniards.
It is now…oh, the chuckles. I had them. Just now.
Small plates…never safe again!
Just imagining that your kid thought that for 2 seconds is hysterical.
It did stop her from texting though…
If it stopped her from texting…she was near traumatized. I’m surprised I’m not calling Crisis Team, actually. 🙂
Topless Tapas – that’s a million dollar idea right there. hey if they can have Bikini Baristas why not (Barristers?! Bikini Barristers? that’s not professional!!…)
OMG…I love everything about that entire comment. 1. That is totally happening. 2. As long as they have bottoms on, we don’t have to have “hair nets” while they serve. 3. My divorce lawyer would have been more worth it, if he’d been in a bikini. It would have gone great with his eye patch. True story.
haha! This is brilliant – thanks for sharing!
Thanks Diana! 🙂
Why has no one made a comment about the beaver?!
THANK YOU!!! I’ve been WAITING!
Maybe it had pants on too?; ) oh, and Diana sent me: )
Lol…Damn it…every time someone says that I have to send her liquor.
ya know why Sean? Because I didn’t get it until you pointed it out! HaHa!!
You of all people didn’t get a beaver joke!? It’s like I don’t even KNOW you. 🙂
And we all know he has no idea what the post was about, because all he can think about is beaver, now.
I swear, honey, I was NOT staring at her enchilada!
Diana sent me.
More liquor to Calgary.
By the way, I do not the pay scale is as high for tapas dancers.
Not as many dollar bills floating around for the small plate flamenco.
I’m going to be red-flagged by the Bureau of ATF if I send any more. Booze Kingpin…don’t mind if I do! 🙂
Thanks for coming over!
Hello Meglymc! Thank you so much for the visit on my blog. I consider it very sweet of you.
Awww! Hopefully, I didn’t muck up the place to much while I was hanging out there. 🙂
I ❤ your blog. You are my evil twin that I don't let out on WP, bwahahaha. Thanks for the follow.
Diana sent me (not really, but I'm all in for boosting anyone's free liquor ticker)
Awww, thank you! And as long as I get to be the evil one…it’s totally cool. If there is an evil version of me…well, I don’t think any of us need to know that person. *shudder*
HA HA! That was awesome!! Life must be very interesting around your house 🙂
Interesting is the kindest word possible. 🙂