(Clearly, this conversation took place BEFORE we left…)
My mother: “I forgot to pack my hair dryer.”
Me: “Mom, it’s a four-star boat…they have hair dryers.”
Caolinn: “Four? What happened to the fifth star?”
Me: (incredulous look) “Caol, the last time someone in this family crossed an ocean…it was in steerage. Forget about the fifth star, and be happy you’re not getting cholera.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
hahaha!
🙂
I might need to know why Tom Cruise is tagged in this post.
Mostly, just to entertain myself. I randomly tag weird shit, mostly to see if anyone will notice, which means that you, young lady…WIN A NEW CAR!!! (Okay, you totally don’t. You win some Scientology literature and a Scooby Doo bandaid.)
Franque23 sent me a link to your page. I spent the entire weekend going through the whole thing. Thanks for one of the funniest weekends that I’ve had i a good long while! Makes me want to know you & your family & friends!
Awww! First, I must thank Franque. Secondly, you’ve made my heart full. 🙂 (and they’re all nuts, be happy to know them vicariously)
Your folks are too funny. No wonder you’re so witty.
Can we also blame them for my vestigial tail?
With four stars, cholera is still on the table. So is chlamydia. A friend told me.
If you catch chlamydia on a table…you really earned it.
Might get mixed up in the table-side guacamole.
Ewwwwwwwww! I’ll never touch another avocado.