(A text conversation, in which I HOPE autocorrect is to blame.)
Pam: If your students do a presentation for the parents, and the parents get you a thank you…what’s your preference? $10 bouquet flowers or $10 Starbucks card?
Me: Gift card…always the gift card.
Pam: My friend said, ‘flowers are classy’. And I’m thinking fuck classy, three kids in this class ate dicks. The teachers need coffee damn it, not flowers.
Me: Um…what?
Pam: “Are” NOT “ate”!!!
Me: If three kids ate dicks…you’re gonna have to spend more than $10, and might I suggest instead of Starbucks, you put the cash toward some attorney’s fees.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I think I want your life Megan. Thanks for continuing to entertain me whilst I remain AWOL.
Yeah, WTF is up with that, anyway? lol
Outrageous and so refreshing compared to all the feel-good fluffy stuff I normally read! :o)
LMAO…Yes, I will be the counter to any fluff. 🙂
So glad I wasn’t eating or drinking when reading this. But I have got to learn to *not* read your blog when the other half is sleeping and has to get up with the birds. He’s cranky when I wake him laughing too loudly. 😀
Seriously, I’m demanding she sents it to “Damn You Autocorrect”, because it’s so perfectly terrible.
Absolutely. By far the best one I’ve seen yet. 😀
You might also advise her to turn the auto-correct option *off* It could save her job and will also go a long way to not needing lawyers. 😉
LOL…she’s actually just a parent of a kid in the class. I should also mention that the school in question is a private Jewish day school, so ADDITIONALLY funny.
Oh yes, knowing that I agree she should most definitely send it! 😀
Autocorrect is a beautiful thing.
Mine has learned to supplement fuck for WAY too many things. It’s accepted that it’s owned by a sailor.
Auto-correct is hilarious! LOL
Mine thought I was talking about “ducking” for the first three months.
I’m confused… is eating dicks considered a bad thing now?! LOL
As long as all the participants are of legal age…it’s still a go.
Love that meme!
I’d swear I’ve had a similar text conversation.
Lol…auto screws us all.
LOL: “… cash toward some attorney’s fees” and an appointment at the Walk-In Clinic; )
Sent myself this time…
So, can I(may I; ) have some booze now too?
(Lovin’ laughin’ here: )
Well…I *am* brewing some limoncello that will be ready in a few weeks…
Mm,m, Limoncello… I’m in!:D
Seriously… LOL