Mom: “I hope they don’t count my umbrella as a third carry-on item.”
Dad: “Just tell them it’s a cane; you’re old enough.”
Caolinn: “And that’s how grandpa was killed…Thhhheeeee Ennnnnnd”
Mom: “I hope they don’t count my umbrella as a third carry-on item.”
Dad: “Just tell them it’s a cane; you’re old enough.”
Caolinn: “And that’s how grandpa was killed…Thhhheeeee Ennnnnnd”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Famous last words. (The umbrella *and* McDonald’s.)
Hey…their breakfasts are awesome, and the sweet tea is sprinkled with crack.
Their dollar-menu stuff (which sometimes costs $2) is getting smaller and smaller, though. I need like two sausage biscuits and a burrito to make it to lunch. They’re Barbie-doll sized portions.
I do sausage muffin, replace the sausage with a round egg. Yes…I custom order at McD. I’m THAT girl.
Not only do you custom order, but you custom-ordered from the dollar menu.
There’s a special place in Heaven for a girl like you.
Cheap as hell…frugal as fuck. Please put that on my tombstone.
Holy shit. Just put that on your T-shirt and see what happens.
LOL…I have a hundred responses and none of them are remotely appropriate. And this is ME talking, so you can imagine!
better email ’em.
If I had ANY access to my email that didn’t cost me a fortune at sea…they’d be yours.
It can wait until you get back on dry land!
That’s what I’m screaming. See aforementioned comment about cheapness.
Death by umbrella.
Poor daddy…it’s not a proper man’s death.
Great HuffPost headline –
“Man beaten to death in airport with umbrella posing as cane”
Lol! My mother would gladly do the dime in the joint.