You’re right about that. In the dollar store, that’s considered what you’d get in, say, Macy’s.
I think you should include a shameless semi-related blog plug in comment responses to me and when you come comment on my blog 66% of the time. It’ll make it easier for me to read more of your stuff.
Now, off to read your pregnant dollar-store story …
Hey, I hardly EVER get pregnant in a dollar store! HARDLY EVER!
Keep it up and you’re getting the panda sex story. That’s right…a story about fornication…and pandas.
Bring it. (The story, not the dollar-store fornication. Or is that where the pandas did it?)
Dirty, dirty pandas. I’m on mobile which makes linking a pain in the ass, so I’ll send it when I’m on a proper screen. I’m just not as hip as the kids. :p
That’s forgivable, your lack of hipness. I’ve lost a degree or six already too. And you do have my email address …
I do!? Fuck, I’m an ignorant stalker.
I can’t find your email address anywhere on this mother fucker.
About Me…it tells ALL my secrets. (except for my having an extra nipple…I told that one here)
found it! And why do I even have nipples? It’s like those grill covers on the side of a Buick. No practical application. Or, those fake pockets in women’s clothing.
I could actually answer the scientific reason…but it would out me as a horrible nerd, and probably give you all sorts of nightmares.
Ya’ know those kids’ T-rex banks with the twisty esophagus and stomach so it takes longer for the penny to drop? I must have one of those, ’cause even being the daughter of an alcoholic, it still took until the third re-read (insert gif of forehead slap HERE).
Advantage: Never needed to worry about hiding shocked reactions to startling info from students–by the time the news sunk in, the school day was long over.
1. Doesn’t really look like a Rex, does it? More like an Apatosaur. Oops. 2. Didn’t you take a cruise? No cruise-related post?
LOL…yes, you’re right. It’s not quite Rex, but yet still dino. Haven’t gone, yet, but trust me…I will annoy the living fuck out of you with vacation-related posts incredibly soon.
The kid is the problem. The moms got the right idea, at least according to the laws of Buffett.
And if she ever has a patent teacher meeting, she’d be stupid to pull her kid from your bar. Your Class. Sorry. 😀
HA!!!
Parent, rather. It’s thirsty Thursday. I love alliteration. Haha
I was out for dinner at a local club. Wandered around to the bar to get a glass of bubbles. On the way I looked around to see one of the kids from my behaviour management class. He nodded hello and told his dad that his teacher was in the restaurant, and heading to the bar. I had to walk back past them and his dad stared at me the whole way. I was so tempted to walk over, wave the glass at him and say “It’s your kid’s fault – don’t you judge me!” Teachers – keeping liquor companies in business since forever!
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I smell judgement haha. Sounds like you need the real thing.
I’m not judging so much as I think I need to starting hanging out with this mother.
haha that’s true. bath and body works hand sanitizer right?
Yup! Although, now I’m hooked on the White Pineapple.
haha it’s one of the products that makes that store worth existing
Agreed! I only go for soap/sanitizer…if I’m going to have OCD…I’m going to smell good while doing it.
hahaha totally worth it. I used to work there and if it weren’t for their soaps I’d burn them all down.
At least it wasn’t ‘two dollar striper.’ I might have seen that one in the dollar store.
Two-dollar is high cash at the dollar store…that’s like TWICE the usual.
Annnnnd, a shameless, semi-related blog plug…
http://fisticuffsandshenanigans.com/2013/06/27/you-get-what-you-paid-for-pregnant/
You’re right about that. In the dollar store, that’s considered what you’d get in, say, Macy’s.
I think you should include a shameless semi-related blog plug in comment responses to me and when you come comment on my blog 66% of the time. It’ll make it easier for me to read more of your stuff.
Now, off to read your pregnant dollar-store story …
Hey, I hardly EVER get pregnant in a dollar store! HARDLY EVER!
Keep it up and you’re getting the panda sex story. That’s right…a story about fornication…and pandas.
Bring it. (The story, not the dollar-store fornication. Or is that where the pandas did it?)
Dirty, dirty pandas. I’m on mobile which makes linking a pain in the ass, so I’ll send it when I’m on a proper screen. I’m just not as hip as the kids. :p
That’s forgivable, your lack of hipness. I’ve lost a degree or six already too. And you do have my email address …
I do!? Fuck, I’m an ignorant stalker.
I can’t find your email address anywhere on this mother fucker.
About Me…it tells ALL my secrets. (except for my having an extra nipple…I told that one here)
found it! And why do I even have nipples? It’s like those grill covers on the side of a Buick. No practical application. Or, those fake pockets in women’s clothing.
I could actually answer the scientific reason…but it would out me as a horrible nerd, and probably give you all sorts of nightmares.
Ya’ know those kids’ T-rex banks with the twisty esophagus and stomach so it takes longer for the penny to drop? I must have one of those, ’cause even being the daughter of an alcoholic, it still took until the third re-read (insert gif of forehead slap HERE).
Advantage: Never needed to worry about hiding shocked reactions to startling info from students–by the time the news sunk in, the school day was long over.
I don’t actually, but now I totally sort of want one!
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/big-belly-bank-coinasaurus.cfm
1. Doesn’t really look like a Rex, does it? More like an Apatosaur. Oops. 2. Didn’t you take a cruise? No cruise-related post?
LOL…yes, you’re right. It’s not quite Rex, but yet still dino. Haven’t gone, yet, but trust me…I will annoy the living fuck out of you with vacation-related posts incredibly soon.
The kid is the problem. The moms got the right idea, at least according to the laws of Buffett.
Amen, sister. At least mom has decent taste for booze.
And if she ever has a patent teacher meeting, she’d be stupid to pull her kid from your bar. Your Class. Sorry. 😀
HA!!!
Parent, rather. It’s thirsty Thursday. I love alliteration. Haha
I was out for dinner at a local club. Wandered around to the bar to get a glass of bubbles. On the way I looked around to see one of the kids from my behaviour management class. He nodded hello and told his dad that his teacher was in the restaurant, and heading to the bar. I had to walk back past them and his dad stared at me the whole way. I was so tempted to walk over, wave the glass at him and say “It’s your kid’s fault – don’t you judge me!” Teachers – keeping liquor companies in business since forever!
Ha ha ha!!! I hate running into families in public. For some reason, I always seem to see them when I’m in an ER or at a court house. Hmmmmm…
My mom always preferred some generic shit that smelled like straight up rubbing alcohol. Popov I believe she called it.
Ha! Smells like straight Purel?
If by straight purel you mean homeless russian then yup, thats the stuff.
HA!