Not As Ugly As Your Non-Surgical Castration Is Going To Be

THERE IS NO BEYONCE…ONLY ZUUUUUUL!!!!!!!

Ryan: (looking at me) “The weird thing about redheads is that they’re always either gorgeous or unbelievably ugly.  There’s just no in between with them.”

Me: *death stare*

Ryan: “Oh, God, sorry…you’re the former, I swear.”