John: “What’s going on with Casey?”
Me: “Not much. He loves the new job… He’s helping coach Little League. Oh…and he’s started reading Harry Potter…”
John: “Let me get this straight…he’s reading Harry Potter because you like Harry Potter?”
Me: “Well, yeah.”
John: “All eight books?”
Me: “Seven, and yes.”
John: “Huh… I never pictured that you were THAT good in bed. I stand corrected.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Meg, your ability to levi a corpus is peerless… I think. Anyway, who disses the Potter?
Someone with a questionably working corpus, methinks. Potter rules. 🙂
“All eight books?” LOL.
Right!? Fucker got books and movies confused, which doesn’t surprise me by the way.
I don’t know how but I just knew you were that good in bed.
Or that good a cook. One of those things… 😉