(A conversation between myself and Drew, who was texting from his elliptical at the Jewish Community Center.)
Drew: Dude, the people are so old in this gym, that instead of personal trainers, they should have estate planners circulating.
Me: That’s terrible.
Drew: No, terrible would be telling you that in this gym, the median age is “dead”.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I want to be Drew.
PS – Best meme ever.
Drew hasn’t reportedly gotten laid in years. Rethink that.
So we’re even more alike than I thought..?
Awwww. 😦
You have a friend who uses the gym at the Jewish Community Center. Score.
Yes, I get all the knishes I can eat.
That sounded dirtier out loud.
Oh wait – even better. Isn’t Drew your Dr. friend? Your Jewish Dr. friend goes to the community center gym? Cheap fuck. (calm down everyone. fellow Jew here)
LMAO. He donates so much scratch to that place, that I’m not even sure they make him pay for that.
If it makes you feel better…I know him because we worked at the one here together, as counselors for the summer camp. Yes, I was the lone ginger Catholic kid, who knows all the prayers for shul.
ginger catholic girls do not know how to spell shul. own up – you totally googled that.
Sadly…I didn’t. I’m the least goy goyim ever.
impressive.
Best picture ever. Best motto.
I like you because you make me laugh without me having to read too many words.
LOL… That has to be the first time, in my entire life, that anyone has ever accused me of being succinct.
Sparse is sugar.
Stop staring at me!
Well, get your hand out of your pants!
Ummm… oh yeah. Right. (Trent slinks away in shame)