Me: “Caolinn, before you say that to her, you really need to think about where she might be coming from, that she was mean to you in the first place. Everyone is fighting some sort of battle, so you should be kinder than you need to be.”
Caolinn: “MOM! Why does EVERYTHING have to be a life lesson with you!?
Me: “Everything in this life is a lesson, you just need to open your eyes and see what the world is trying to teach you.”
Caolinn: “ARGH! AGAIN WITH THE LESSONS! Sometimes it’s JUST some girl being a bitch to me, okay!?”
Me: “Or is it…maybe…”
Caolinn: “Shut up, I hate you.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I don’t know where ‘Modern Family’ ends and you begin.
Where Julie Bowen’s hot ass starts…that’s where.
You tried. You really tried. And now you need to maybe think about where he was coming from….
lol…exactly.
Hahaha – sounds like we have the same kid.
We shall never let them meet. The planet couldn’t take it.
Paradox and all that…
Niiiiiiiiiiice!
the meme made me snort hot tea through my nose. burned nostrils. it was totally worth it.
Yes! I actually don’t buy Nutella anymore because they just argue over it and try and put it on EVERYTHING.
true words. my 5 year old said yesterday, “mom, can you make me a nutella sandwich tomorrow.” I said, “just nutella? no. it must have something else.” she said, “ok. nutella and marshmallow creme. and instead of using bread, could you use graham crackers?” yeah. not going to happen. but, nice try!
I totally have to party with that kid…she knows where it’s at.
This time it was Facebook that brought me here…
The post was great but your response to the Modern Family comment was the cherry on top.
UGH! I wish they would fix this stupid problem.
You like when I say “ass”…