2013…You’ve Been A Sweet, Sultry Tart Of A Year

This Has Nothing At All To Do With This Post, But I've Been Meaning To Use It For Ages...So...There You Go...Try And Wipe The Image Of Scooby Beating Off From Your Memory, Where It Will Haunt You Forever.  You're Welcome.

This Has Nothing At All To Do With This Post, But I’ve Been Meaning To Use It For Ages…So…There You Go…Try And Wipe The Image Of Scooby Beating Off From Your Memory, Where It Will Haunt You Forever. You’re Welcome.

Friends…Lovers…People who just stumbled on this, and have NO idea why they made such a horrific mistake, and who are now rethinking doing so after reading this incredibly long intro…

I want to thank you for your support and readership these last six months. They’ve meant the world to me, and I appreciate the fact that you’ve not only tolerated, but maybe even appreciated my nonsensical rambling about parenting, inappropriate use of texting technology, panda genocide, and pubic waxing. We here at fisticuffsandshenanigans (meaning me and my dog…who has no idea I’m including him in this, but I own his ass, so he’s in, whether or not he wants to be), hope that you have the happiest of happy New Years, and that all your dreams come true in 2014 (your good dreams…you know…the ones where you get to fuck Jake Gyllenhaal, and not the shitty dreams where you fall off of buildings…and come to think of it, if all of your dreams come true…Gyllenhaal is going to be one slutty whore, so, please…use a condom).

If you get a second, we’ve made some changes (we being the dog and I again…he’s better at programming than I am, sadly), and we’d love your feedback on the new look. Unless of course you hate the new look, in which case, the dog says you can go screw yourself…he’s a mean bastard.

Wet Kisses And Dry Reach-Arounds!

-Meg and Sully.

19 thoughts on “2013…You’ve Been A Sweet, Sultry Tart Of A Year

  1. The Happiest of Happy New Years to you too Megan. And Sully and the kids.

    Thanks for all the posts. And most importantly, for a masturbating Scooby!

    Definitely a fan of the new site. Though I’m not sure if your tinkering has affected something as this post isn’t coming up in my reader? I only noticed it via Twitter.

    See you in ’14.

  2. No need to approve any of these comments… But I think something is definitely wrong as now nothing you posted today is showing up in my reader? It says that I’m following you and stuff but the posts just aren’t coming through in my feed. Maybe it’s just for me?

    • I doubt it’s keeping you in a private black hole…but maybe it’s just really mad at you for all the blowies. 🙂 I’ll bother them on Monday, and see if they can sort it out. You’re the best, hon!

  3. you may start hating me now for the honesty i am about to bestow upon you. i’d like the old header back please. there was a dog in it and i like dogs. actually, i love dogs. this new look has no personality whereas you are chock full of personality which is why i come here.
    and jake gyllenhaal’s supermodel girlfriend is gonna be sooo pissed when she reads this and finds out we’re all having sex with her boyfriend. ’cause we are.

    • Let me see if I can meld the old and the new… I’ll get you a dog at the VERY least!

      Pffffft, there’s no chance in hell she was any good in the sack anyway, because she never HAD to be.

  4. doggie! doggie! the doggie is back and i can’t believe how happy it makes me (no pressure). that’s a lie. if the doggie goes, i go. that’s a lie too. i’m not going anywhere. i really like it here.

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