A phone call to Drew. For those of you who lack ovaries and ladyparts…a Mirena is an IUD.
Me: “Hey, I have a question for you about my Mirena.”
Drew: “Hey, I deal in lungs for a living, so why are you asking me about your vagina.”
Me: *sigh*
Drew: “Okay, okay, what’s wrong?”
Me: “I started developing this weird rash, and I don’t know if it’s related. It started on my elbows, and now it’s spreading to my chest, and it’s itchy.”
Drew: “Send me a picture.”
Me: “That is the WORST way anyone has ever tried to get a picture of my tits.”
Drew: “Megan…any man that was turned on by a woman covered in hives would fall into a SERIOUSLY niche market of pervert. I’m going to show it across to the derm guy across the hall, and get his opinion.”
Me: “Fiiiiine. But you’re going to see the bottom of my bra.”
(sends picture)
Drew: “I don’t think it’s the Mirena, but call your GYN. In the meantime, Benedryl before bedtime, and hydrocortisone on the affected area.”
Me: “I don’t need anything prescription?”
Drew: “I’m not calling you in a prescription unless you send me a picture with a nipple in it.”
Me: “So, that’s a ‘no’ then.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I like Drew’s style.
You would. You never turn down nipple.
I’m so confused. How did you get a rash on your elbow from your IUD? (Hey, no judgements here)
I probably didn’t, but it has hormones in it, which CAN cause a rash. The conversation was actually WAY longer and far more boring, because he wanted to rule out soap, detergent, etc, etc, etc. He thinks it’s a secondary reaction to a viral infection. That was way more info than you wanted, right?
That’s not even close to enough info. not. even. close.
If I can score a copy of the ultrasound picture of this thing actually IN my uterus…it’s totally yours.
so, not really the kind of sexting that puts politicians in the crapper? BUT,….just. as. sexy. by the way – nice new look. starting new for 2014 early, eh?
I decided that it was time to make it look less skeletal. I also went ahead and went from free to paid and bought the domain, to make it all official-like. 🙂
I’m sure that MORE than one politician has gotten into deep shit because of an unexplained rash. Just a guess.
This page certainly has all the information I needed about this subject and didn’t know who to ask.
LOL…yes, I’m expecting a check from the World Health Organization any day now, for my contributions to the global health initiative. 🙂