Whilst passing a large display of novelty blankets being hocked on the corner of a busy intersection, with a sign that said, “Just In Time For Christmas.”
Are those Benjamins even correct to the time period of when that movie was filmed? I’m calling shenanigans on this one!
Me: “Ooooo, I totally know what I’m getting you for Christmas.”
Caolinn: “Is it wrong that I sort of really want the one of the two unicorns frolicking?”
Me: “I’m pretty sure that one was inspired by more drug use than the one of Bob Marley smoking.”
Caolinn: “Well, at least it’s better than the one of the girl with the marijuana leaves in places they shouldn’t be.”
Me: “Caol…”
Caolinn: “Yeah…”
Me: “”Is there a legitimate place where marijuana leaves SHOULD be?”
Caolinn: “According to you, they SHOULD be with the two unicorns frolicking.”
Me: “I love Christmas.”
Caolinn: “Me, too. Happy birthday, Jesus.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 