Texting Malpractice



Drew: How are you, Sugs?

Me: Good.  Just grateful that I’m not working to 7pm tonight.

Drew: Why?

Me: Um…because I want to go home and be with my kids?

Drew: Huh?

Me: Dude…what is wrong with you?  I get to work at 6:30am, why would I want to stay until 7pm EVER?

Drew: I’m confused.

Me: So am I…are you stoned?  How do you not kill all your patients?

8 thoughts on “Texting Malpractice

  1. That picture….that wordy picture is the story of my life. Though for me it’s kind of a palindrome; frequently, when I’m being funny, I’m taken as being mean, and occasionally when I’m being mean, people think I’m just hilarious. YMMV.

    • I think he mistook it as I didn’t have to GO to work until 7pm, and he just screwed up the context, so he was confused. I, however, plan on taunting him with this, regardless. 🙂

  2. It sounds like Drew might have been dropped on his head as a baby. No judgment of course, I have those “Duh” moments myself (and yes, I was dropped on my head… a couple times…)

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