(The following conversation completely explains why I’m single.)
Me: “I was at Hogwarts’ house last night. Seriously, he annoyed the shit out of me, so I bailed early. Alas, he WAS a Slytherin.”
S: “Bummer. Glad to know you’re keeping your standards Gryffindor-high.”
Me: “At least need to find a fucking Ravenclaw…Jesus.”
S: “If you ever date a Hufflepuff, I will have to defriend you on Facebook.”
Me: “I’ll Avada Kedavra myself before I ever let something like that happen.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Oh my gosh I’m a huge fan of your ‘single-gal’ conversation. I married my man before he knew my obsession!
Do you think if I just embraced the whole thing and put my framed Harry Potter posters over my bed, that men would still want to take off their pants for me?
Make sure you grab your wand and tell them there’s a nice spell in it for them if they embrace the magic 😉
Levio Corpus, indeed.
How about Harry Potter himself? He’s good toy-boy material don’t you think?
Yeah, but he’s like 6″ shorter than me, and someone might off me, trying to get to him. On the plus side, I do know that he’s into gingers, so I can seduce him. Ugh…choices.
You cannot be the obvious though. Best to be Hermione or Luna. At least those are the two females that my husband finds appealing (Luna coming in first). Maybe it’s him. Of the “Friends” bunch, he always liked Phoebe. I’m not sure what that says about me.
It’s wrong that I’ve always had a thing for Viktor Krum, isn’t it?
So very….
Damn it.
No, he was the hottest of them all!
I’m so glad you understand. Although, if you try and come between me and Viktor, I might cut you. 🙂
Abracadammit. Smelly armpits (a variation of spelliarmus)! 🙂
Love the conversation and the picture 🙂
Thanks Katy!!!
This does not explain the single status. You should be married twice now 😉 that’s beyond awesome haha
From your mouth to Viktor Krum’s ear.
Viktor reminds me way too much of my step-son (shudder). But even HE has his fans. Best of luck to you and Viktor in the future.